A Husbands Nightmare...

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:14 am

This one is for all the hard working ladies on forum garden ...

A man came home from work and found his three children outside,

still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and

wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car

was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign

of the dog.

Proceeding intside, he found an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded

against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring

a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys

and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the

sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door

was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass

lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door .

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys

and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried

she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out

the bath room door. As he peered inside he found wet towels,

scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet

paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the

mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up

in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,

smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from

work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:37 am

:wah::wah: I've done that a few times, go on strike, then when someone runs out of something, they finally notice I'm on strike. :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:43 am

Barman;959065 wrote: Thought he was describing your place for a moment there Jermbo.:wah:

Nice on by the way.

jimbo;959060 wrote: great post buddy :-6:-6

Are you 2 women? Did you not read the top that says "This one is for all the hard working women on forum garden"?

you girls are so silly! :wah::wah::wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:52 am

:wah::wah:

That's a good one!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:33 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA:wah::wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:16 pm

Cut off her allowance and forbid phone useage until she can get her mind right and get those toilets cleaned !

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:20 pm

Nomad;959280 wrote: Cut off her allowance and forbid phone useage until she can get her mind right and get those toilets cleaned !

^^^My ex husband's response to the TEEE!!!!

I have tried to go on strike before, just doesn't work for me!:-5