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PROUD and BLONDE of it
as for the Stevie wonder/ ray charles thingo.....
Why does Stevie rock back and forth when he is singing?
He is trying to find the microphone.
Ray Charles walked into a department store, grabbed his Guide dog by the tail and began swinging it arround his head.
A concirned clerk hurried up asking, "Mr charles, is there something I can do for you?"
Ray replied, "No thanks, I am just looking arround"
by the way Have you seen Stevie Wonders new piano?
Nither has he
the advantage to alsthimers is you get to plan your own supprise parties
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Did you know all male tennis players are witches...for example! Goran, even he's a witch!...
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu, at the same time..I think I've forgotten this before!
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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jimbo;962691 wrote: with suzy coming out of hospital and me having my list of jobs texted to me ,i know that no matter what i do she will run the evil eye over the place huffing and moaning :rolleyes
it reminded me of thi quote ... has any one else got any funnies if so please post them here
If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?:rolleyes::rolleyes:
She'll deffo huff and moan when she sees this!:-3
I love it when guys try and be helpful, but it's things like this that annoy slightly:
Doing the washing up, but leaving the manky water, or all the scum in the sink
Doing the washing, but shrinking everything or turning it funny colours
Hoovering, but the damn thing blows up the next time you use it because the bag needed emptying
Putting the tumbler on, but not sticking the fluff pipe out the window:-5
Ironing, then dumping it in a pile on the sofa where the cats lay all over it
Finding out you took pics of us while we were spaced out and looking like something from planet of the apes
Keeping our cars running, then discovering we have no petrol.
Yup, you guys have a hard time doing anything right!:wah:
it reminded me of thi quote ... has any one else got any funnies if so please post them here
If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?:rolleyes::rolleyes:
She'll deffo huff and moan when she sees this!:-3
I love it when guys try and be helpful, but it's things like this that annoy slightly:
Doing the washing up, but leaving the manky water, or all the scum in the sink
Doing the washing, but shrinking everything or turning it funny colours
Hoovering, but the damn thing blows up the next time you use it because the bag needed emptying
Putting the tumbler on, but not sticking the fluff pipe out the window:-5
Ironing, then dumping it in a pile on the sofa where the cats lay all over it
Finding out you took pics of us while we were spaced out and looking like something from planet of the apes
Keeping our cars running, then discovering we have no petrol.
Yup, you guys have a hard time doing anything right!:wah:
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Oh, and never even attempt to buy us clothes...if you buy too small, we'll be moody because we can't fit in it, if you buy too big, we'll be offended as you obviously think we should be in the zoo:wah:
Just give us the money, lol!
Just give us the money, lol!