Lady Cop

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:13 am

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Get well Lady Cop!

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:18 am

What is this about? Has Something happened to our LC?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:39 am

She hasn't been feeling well so she hasn't been posting much.

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:35 am

Peg wrote: She hasn't been feeling well so she hasn't been posting much.
Oh dear then let me wish her well also, Get Well LC, we can't let this place go to law without your policing

Huggs

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:03 am

Feel better soon! I spent most of my week tending to three sick kids - all home from school with fevers and other unpleasantries. So there is definitely somethingn going around!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:32 am

I'd suggest a trip to England. Love is the best healing agent.

Hope you feel better soon.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:47 am

To my most favorite copper in the whole wide world, please, please, please look after yourself and......

GET WELL SOON :yh_hugs :yh_hugs :yh_flower :yh_flower

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:54 am

LADYCOP,

I hope you feel better very soon sweetie. :-4

I also STRONGLY SUGGEST you call your DOCTOR, get someone to take you to the ER, or Urgent Care.... With your compromised health any kind of UPPER RESPIRATORY condition is MAJOR. Coughing isn't even good for your heart at this time. I can't emphasis the urgency in your getting medical help, and notifying your PHISYCIAN.

This has gone on for three days now.. RESPIRATORY INFECTIONS ARE VERY DANGEROUS FOR PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS...

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU TO THE ER.. !! :-4

YOU DON'T WANT ME ON THE NEXT PLANE TO FLORIDA.. NURSE RACHET.. IS ONE STRICT TASK MASTER..

P.S. I have tried to call you all morning.. with now luck... !! keeps blocking me..

XOXOXOXO

CARLA

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:56 am

Get better LC!!! This place ain't the same without you!! (Besides, if you don't get back quick it'll be anarchy in FG!!) :yh_rotfl Miss ya babe!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:20 pm

LadyCop, Tamsen asked me to send you a big WOOF! She says she

hopes it helps you feel better soon!

:-4

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:57 pm

Peg, THANKYOU for the nice get-well card, :yh_hugs and i thank everyone else as well....i have been desperately sick the past 4 days:yh_sick , but starting to come around a little bit....and i am NOT foolish enough to mess with NURSE RATCHED

(Carla)...i swear, i'll do whatever i'm told, yes 'mam!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:02 pm

LADYCOP,

That's better... Better to listen to nurse RACHET This is a very nasty flu season.. Don't mess around. When you see the DOCTOR.. I'm positive you will be seeing him soon sweetie.. Make sure they give you a Pneumonia shot... You can't be having upper respiratory infections of anykind.. :-5

You know me I will persist till you relent...!! :sneaky: Love you to pieces, but your more bull headed than me.. :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:52 am

Hi LadyCop, I just got on here and saw that you are not feeling well. Take care of yourself, both myself & wife had an upper resperatory "Virus", foolishly we waited for well over a week before we both decided to go to the Doctor. Even after getting some heavy meds, we were still very sick -fever, coughing & nose blowing for another "3" weeks. So if you have anything like that it will linger for some time. Hope you get better soon! Here's some :-6

Cars :driving:

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:50 am

LC, this should make your day, i am no longer a Chimp. I loved that monekys face. Last week a chimp tore a mans eye out. I never realized my monkey avatar brought out hostility in myself. Have a good day & get better. (could be my turn next week. hope not!)

911 · Post by **911** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:00 am

Lady Cop, I hope this post finds you feeling better today. The crud that has been going around is nasty but especially if you already have a health condition. Take care of yourself.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:28 pm

Celtwmn, Cars, Paula (i LOVE your new avatar!), 911...i want to thank you as well for kind thoughts:) i do appreciate it. since NURSE RATCHET Carla has made it sound like i am at death's door (Bless her, she cares very much! xoxoxoxo) ...here is the story: up until 7 months ago i never was sick a day in my life. strong and healthy, had to be in shape to do my job! then the hurricanes started beating the hell out of us, one after another. we were activated, which meant we worked 24/7 for 3-4 days at a time, not allowed to go home, required to "sleep" in nasty cells in the county jail with steel block door and inmate noises around the clock, it was really STRESSFUL. so i ended up in the hospital with pneumonia after hurricane number 3. well, that must have taken a lot out of me because two months later i had a full blown heart attack and needed surgery. now i've had bronchitis/pneumonia again for 5 days and frankly refusing to go back to the hospital, i just can't deal with it again! (hence nurse ratchet on my case) i do know it's serious, and will see a doctor monday.( i'm being nagged from across the Atlantic as well.) sorry to bore anyone, i do want to say thanks, and i suppose it's better to be open about the situation. the bottom line for me is that 4 hurricanes and STRESS have really taken a toll, i am not the only deputy that collapsed. but i'll be back! :-6

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:47 am

Let me assure Nurse Ratchet and the other well wishers that the nagging will be constant unless LC gets to the docs!!

People you have no idea how stubborn this woman is. She has assured me she will be going to the docs today. It's just a bloody shame I am 4,000 miles away although by now I probably would have deen handcuffed and gagged for nagging!

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:34 am

Hey LC...

Get better quick.. ummm.. you are the expert in law and order.. .. but I think that Nurse R and Both have a valid point... so haul your self to the doc with lights flashing and get yourself fixed up..

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:35 am

A quick update wether she likes it or not!

I have just spoken to LC and she promises me without fail she is going to the docs today, I have told her on behalf of her concerend friends here that I would publish this fact to embarrass her into going!!

BTW for stubborn read DAMN STUBBORN

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 12:18 pm

AMEN SHE HAS BEEN TO THE DOCTORS..!!

:-5 Finally she has relented .. She saw a physician..... :guitarist They put her on the proper medications AMEN...

NURSE RACHET IS OFF DUTY NOW..

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:06 pm

CARLA wrote:

NURSE RACHET IS OFF DUTY NOW..
LC is safe! Not from the evil virus, but NURSE RACHET's straps, tubes, and long needles!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:15 pm

Tombstone wrote: LC is safe! Not from the evil virus, but NURSE RACHET's straps, tubes, and long needles!

OH LC you are blessed to have so many mothers in your life. Good on you gang for getting LC to get looked after.

No matter what girl we wish you well.

PS you would have nagged the rest of us to get medical help too so don't even try to argue hehehehehe

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:26 pm

thanks to Carla, Bothwell, thankyou Tombstone and Minks and Grey...i am simply used to being the nagGER not the nagGEE! it seems i have pneumonia, so now i have a bunch more pill bottles to ignore. *sigh*. to all you well-wishers...:-4 enough about me now!

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:30 pm

Now be a good crime buster and take your meds LC... or Nurse R shall be forced to get the super secret... extra top secret special needle out and give you one of her ummmmm... painless injections.. bwhahahahahahahahahaha

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:36 pm

lady cop wrote: thanks to Carla, Bothwell, thankyou Tombstone and Minks ...i am simply used to being the nagGER not the nagGEE! it seems i have pneumonia, so now i have a bunch more pill bottles to ignore. *sigh*. to all you well-wishers...:-4 enough about me now!

You know my granny always threatened my father if he didn't take his pills she could go back to the dr. and get them in sopository form soooooooooooooo girl might I suggest you get your pneumonia cleared up smart like hehehehe

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:56 pm

Make sure you take all those antibiotics with food, LC....that stuff will give you a massive stomach ache!

And of course, SLEEP! That's always the best medicine. Pneumonia just killed the three year old son of my teacher's aide's friend. It's nothing to laugh at. Take care of yourself, you are the most charismatic personality on this board!

Oh...and If you die can I have your mod job?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:02 pm

[QUOTE=Jives]

Oh...and If you die can I have your mod job?

]..... you'll have to ask Tombstone, now i know who my friends are!!:eek: oh, and Minks , anyone tries to come near me with what you suggested will be an object of target practice!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:11 pm

LADYCOP,

IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE TAKE THE ANTIBIOTICS.. YOU MUST TO GET RID OF PNEUMONIA.. I KNOW I HAVE HAD IT TWICE.. NURSE RACHET IS BACK ON DUTY TILL YOUR PNEUMONIA IS GONE...

thanks to Carla, Bothwell, thankyou Tombstone and Minks ...i am simply used to being the nagGER not the nagGEE! it seems i have pneumonia, so now i have a bunch more pill bottles to ignore. *sigh*. to all you well-wishers... enough about me now!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:41 pm

heh heh

Oh and LC on top of what Jives said, go out and prebuy a yeast infection kit cause if your on heavy duty does of antibiotics your highly susceptible to a yeast infection or eat loads of plain yogart.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:00 pm

Oh Dear God minks was that necessary!! I almost choked on my Jolly Rancher!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:39 pm

David813 wrote: Oh Dear God minks was that necessary!! I almost choked om my Jolly Rancher!!

Oh do not make me come over there and perform the heimlich manouver on you kind sir

Of course it was necessary you gotta give people all sorts of reasons to do what the Dr ordered. hehehe

Do hope your not choking any longer D.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:02 pm

let's see, between Jives circling like a buzzard and now Minks uh, er, gynecological advice, i may have to delete this entire thread!! :-5

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:10 pm

lady cop wrote: let's see, between Jives circling like a buzzard and now Minks uh, er, gynecological advice, i may have to delete this entire thread!! :-5

Fellow posters:

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:12 pm

There once was a gal called LC

Who was fighting off feeling poorly

Her boyfriend in Blighty

Said "get on yer nighty"

"You'll soon feel better, you'll see"....

GET WELL SOON LUV XXXX

Gawd, that sounds rude!! i meant get yer nighty on & get into bed & rest!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:27 pm

abbey wrote: There once was a gal called LC

Who was fighting off feeling poorly

Her boyfriend in Blighty

Said "get on yer nighty"

"You'll soon feel better, you'll see"....

GET WELL SOON LUV XXXX ABBEY! when you die they're going to have to bury you in Poets Corner at Westminster!! :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh :yh_hugs

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:34 pm

BabyRider wrote: Fellow posters:

SHE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!!!

boy those meds kicked in fast huh

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:35 pm

lady cop wrote: thanks to Carla, Bothwell, thankyou Tombstone and Minks and Grey...i am simply used to being the nagGER not the nagGEE! it seems i have pneumonia, so now i have a bunch more pill bottles to ignore. *sigh*. to all you well-wishers...:-4 enough about me now!

You had pneumonia?! Gack! That's horrible. Been there, done that. Never want to go through that again.

Glad to know you can situp and converse with us wacky posters.

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:43 pm

CARLA wrote: LADYCOP,

IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE TAKE THE ANTIBIOTICS.. YOU MUST TO GET RID OF PNEUMONIA.. I KNOW I HAVE HAD IT TWICE..

Carla,

We don't want you getting sick either! As Nurse Rachet, can you use one of those antibiotic needle guns? You know, stand back and apply the medicine from a distance!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:55 pm

EGADS Tombstone, don't give her any ideas!!

...yes i do have pneumonia, i can do a little time on the board, go lay down, come back in a little while. so nobody better think they can get away with anything!

...did you notice Tombstone, how Jives wanted to jump right in and replace me if i died? his concern for FG is touching is it not?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:19 pm

THOMBSTONE,

I LIKE THIS IDEA... WILL BE WORKING ON THIS TONIGHT.. SHE IS STUBBORN FOR SURE, BUT NURSE RACHET IS AS MEAN AS THEY COME..

Carla,

We don't want you getting sick either! As Nurse Rachet, can you use one of those antibiotic needle guns? You know, stand back and apply the medicine from a distance!

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:38 pm

lady cop wrote: EGADS Tombstone, don't give her any ideas!!

...yes i do have pneumonia, i can do a little time on the board, go lay down, come back in a little while. so nobody better think they can get away with anything!

...did you notice Tombstone, how Jives wanted to jump right in and replace me if i died? his concern for FG is touching is it not?

His motivations were for the good of humankind! Or not....?

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:39 pm

lady cop wrote: EGADS Tombstone, don't give her any ideas!!

Somehow....I felt that she would come up with something WORSE if left on her own!

:wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:09 pm

This is a specially designed ROCKET LAUNCHER that I aim towards FLORIDA and LADYCOPS house.. with LARGE DOSES OF ANTIBIOTICS IN THE TIPS.. IT SHOULD HIT HER SQUARE IN THE BEHIND ABOUT 3AM TONIGHT..

DON'T MESS WITH NURSE RACHET.. SHE ALWAYS HITS HER TARGET..

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:08 am

Carla you have invented the suppository gun? are they heat seeking?

At last the stubborn one who must be obeyed dragged herself to the medic, and right after she finished telling him she was ok he told her you have pneumonia, not a nasty little cold LC!!!

So it's bedrest and 4 hours of Blackadder for LC