Spot - This means war !!!!!!!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:43 pm

All I did was go off skiing and generally gadding a bit - as any goddess would - expecting to come back to a warm welcome from all my good friends in Forum Garden who would have missed me mightily, and it was my birthday too... and geesch everyone else got a bloody happy birthday thread but I didn't and so I'm sulking a bit and will probably have to flounce out and slam the door in a minute anyway... GEESCH... I guess you were all just too busy arguing about displays of political correctness in public or protecting newbies except from Nomad of course or whatever... but ... I think I digress..

Anyhoo - I just popped into the casino in my best little black thong and fifteen inch heel Manolo lizard skin boots and whadda I freakin find? YES. Spot is now the luckiest Gardener.. I've been bleedin upstaged. :-5 Merde alors!!

There is a limit. This is something up with which I will not up put!

Slink slink slink... flounce.. flounce ...flounce

B A N G

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:50 pm

AussiePam I looked back on the Calendar and don't see your Birthday listed. This in no way lets SPOT off the hook he is suppose to know all, be all, and do all on this forum. :wah:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSSIEPAM..!! :yh_party:yh_party:yh_party:yh_party:yh_flower

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:51 pm

Oh dear Spot....I fink Pam aint a happy bunny:-3:rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:52 pm

I Put a Birthday thread up for you Pam ...now stop sooken :-5;):D:-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:59 pm

poor Pam, I'm not sure if Spot will be able to remedy this, unless of course he donates all his $$$ to Pam as a goodwill gesture:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:03 pm

okay, who's responsible for this? eh, fess up?

just make sure you don't make the same mistake next year!:wah:

Pam needs cake to eh?:guitarist

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:07 pm

NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

:-1

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:09 pm

I'll let you have tlw.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:10 pm

AussiePam;975358 wrote: NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.I do:D:p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:11 pm

AussiePam;975358 wrote: NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

:-1

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.

diamonds are forever!

you go sulk, you deserve to!:yh_hugs

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:12 pm

AussiePam;975358 wrote: NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

:-1

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.You could try some Asprin:-3:)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:14 pm

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:28 pm

:sneaky:in honor of your birthday AP, I'm willing to give up my top position in the casino standings...:sneaky:

team player... that's me:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:30 pm

flopstock;975384 wrote: :sneaky:in honor of your birthday AP, I'm willing to give up my top position in the casino standings...

team player... that's me:yh_whistl:yh_whistlYer all heart:DI wouldn't give mine:rolleyes:

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:33 pm

AussiePam;975358 wrote: NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

:-1

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.

Come on Pam snap out of it.

Get a grip ...............please.

Didn't see me moaning & groaning when mine went by .

You know we Aussies are tough & should never show emotions.

Pull yourself together woman.

Lift your head up,be proud.

And have a fantastic day:-4:-6:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:47 pm

You sound just like my mother, MrsK!!! Listen - one isn't 29 every day, and I'll durn well snap out of it when I'm ready and not before capeesh :sneaky:

Floppy!! - you letting me be QUEEN.. WOW!! AWESOME. And yes, you are indeed a team player... guffaw. Me too!!

Odie - yup. Diamonds are forever, indeed. And a girl's best friend - although a continental kiss on the hand is okay too... oooh la la

Abbey - thank you!!

And Carolly - public wearing of mascara, like public displays of affection, religion etc - is fine by me. But I think the consensus was making out in public on table tops with or without saying grace is probably not really acceptable, unless you're in Sydney, of course!

:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:52 pm

AussiePam;975410 wrote: You sound just like my mother, MrsK!!! Listen - one isn't 29 every day, and I'll durn well snap out of it when I'm ready and not before capeesh :sneaky:

Floppy!! - you letting me be QUEEN.. WOW!! AWESOME. And yes, you are indeed a team player... guffaw. Me too!!

Odie - yup. Diamonds are forever, indeed. And a girl's best friend - although a continental kiss on the hand is okay too... oooh la la

Abbey - thank you!!

And Carolly - public wearing of mascara, like public displays of affection, religion etc - is fine by me. But I think the consensus was making out in public on table tops with or without saying grace is probably not really acceptable, unless you're in Sydney, of course! :sneaky:Didnt understand a bleedin word:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:53 pm

[QUOTE=AussiePam;975410]You sound just like my mother, MrsK!!! Listen - one isn't 29 every day, and I'll durn well snap out of it when I'm ready and not before capeesh :sneaky:

QUOTE]

Silly me 29:-5 againOh the joy of it all.

I can't remeber back that far.:wah:Been to long

I am happy I sound like your Mum:sneaky:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:08 pm

I can't remeber back that far.:wah:Been to long

I am happy I sound like your Mum

My mum always called me Pamela when I was really truly deeply in the poo, so no you don't really sound like her, MrsK. But she did have a good brisk way of dealing with the angst suffered by others. :sneaky:

And I can recomment 29 as a good age, already.

Carolly - you didn't understand a bleedin word?!!!! That's a cussword and very worrisome. Compostable even. :sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:14 pm

AussiePam;975436 wrote: My mum always called me Pamela when I was really truly deeply in the poo, so no you don't really sound like her, MrsK. But she did have a good brisk way of dealing with the angst suffered by others. :sneaky:

And I can recomment 29 as a good age, already.

Carolly - you didn't understand a bleedin word?!!!! That's a cussword and very worrisome. Compostable even. :sneaky:So is me singing but there yer go

:D:guitarist:guitarist

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:16 pm

Well, at least we're ecologically and soundly green, Carolly. Compost is good. And by wearing fifteen inch heels as we dance clad only in recycled antique diamonds - we're also reducing our carbon footprint.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:20 pm

AussiePam;975449 wrote: Well, at least we're ecologically and soundly green, Carolly. Compost is good. And by wearing fifteen inch heels as we dance clad only in recycled antique diamonds - we're also reducing our carbon footprint.Yep my thoughts also:D:driving:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wish i knew what she was talking about half the time:-3

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:52 pm

AussiePam;975358 wrote: NO - my pain is deep. And will take quite a lot of donations of casino cash to assuage*.. And belated birthday wishes won't wash either. NO. This is a real sulk. And I might just hafta delete my account, on accounta being deeply wounded and then you'll all be sorry!!!

:D

Now I'm gonna go and get some proper coffee. And sob into it. But in such a way that my mascara doesn't run (does anyone still wear that stuff? In public? ).. sigh

:-1

*Real diamonds are okay and can be posted to me c/- AussiePam, Trust account 5678432, Jersey.

Happy special day Pammie, hope it was a great one!

(And don't forget to check your post tomorrow, you may just get some shiney rocks!)

(PS: and you surely were missed!!)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:57 pm

Aw shucks, Cars!! You really do know how to treat a Lady.. :-4

Carolly - from what you said, I infer you understand me perfectly the whole time, but wish you really didn't at least more often than not!! On the other hand I'm completely incomprehensible to myself about nine tenths of the time - and rising! We shall soon have normality.

Floppy - I just went back to the casino to recheck the stats. And sure - Spot is still ahead of me in the luckiest punter stakes, but guess who's the Biggest Loser?!!!!

:sneaky:

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:08 am

Happy 29th birthday to you

Happy 29th birthday to you

Happy 29th birthday dear Pammie

Happy 29th birthday to you

Nobody could upstage you, you know that. I only put the high score there to give you something to aim at.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:48 am

Oh well, in that case, Spot - and because you have sung so nicely, I shall see what I can do to recall Lewie da Fish and Big Nobbie Knuckles. Those boys can get a bit enthusiastic about their work.. but I'm sure I can find another outlet for their natural exuberance!!

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:08 am

I'll stay indoors until you find them, how's that. In this cupboard. Under these blankets.

TheNewDG · Post by **TheNewDG** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:19 am

spot;975656 wrote: Happy 29th birthday to you

Happy 29th birthday to you

Happy 29th birthday dear Pammie

Happy 29th birthday to you

Nobody could upstage you, you know that. I only put the high score there to give you something to aim at.

THis was very nice, Pam. I think this waarants forgiveness, dont you!?!?!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:52 pm

Forgiveness, DG? Why yes, of course. But Spot looks so good in that cupboard, all warmly wrapped up in his fluffy pink binky. I know, let's leave him there!!! Now we've got two hundred other finelytuned, supertrained FG prefects, I mean it's unlikely FG will go totally to rack and ruin... and we could order an occasional Mackers superdeal for him to show we care... and sms him the cricket scores... yes, this is good!!

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:56 pm

I'm superfluous now???

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:06 pm

Now don't be like that, Spot. We're doing this for you!!!! It's in your best interests. Have a nice little well earned rest. Tell ya what, we'll let you have a bottle of Bristol Cream, can't say fairer than that. And as for superfluous - how could you ever be that???!!! I think of you more as a work of supererogation. :sneaky:

(And you'll now have more than two minutes spare a day to play trivia games... WOW!!!)

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:22 pm

AussiePam;976181 wrote: I think of you more as a work of supererogation. :sneaky:Nobody of my acquaintance, online or otherwise, is more suited by natural ability.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:13 pm

Indeed!!! And I shall NOT be the one to nail 95 mods to your cupboard door in protest!! Here I stand, but really I should get to work. Here's another bottle of imaginary hotlinked sherry to keep you going!!!

Post by **spot** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:15 pm

It's good stuff, Bristol Cream, don't knock it. I could tipple on this indefinitely.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:48 pm

Tell me about it! It was Bristol cream that caused me to topple off my pedestal at some incredibly sweet and innocent age - and I ended up with a smile on me face, but barefoot and preggers in some bloke's kitchen slaving over a hot stove!!

I meant to leave you the Times crossword too, but you probably completed that while waiting for yer early tea to infuse! Brits!!!!!!

Anyway - your lawyers contacted my lawyers and I understand an agreement was reached. No kidnap charges for me. And a small ransom paid into my Swiss unnumbered casino account on your behalf by a shadowy personnage walking a bunch of corgis.

Feel free to come out whenever you're ready.

:sneaky: