Let's have some FUN!!!

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:03 am

Anyone up for something fun????:). with wall street, price of food,gas, and the war.

Let's forget for just a little while. Does anyone have a funny joke or story to tell????. anything but doom and gloom.i will start with a story about my Grandma. When my mother was a child. My Grandma and my Aunt Rose was making a quilt. It was a beautiful spring day in Arkansas. So Grandma and Aunt Rose was out side under a tree working on the quilt. (they were sitting in rockers) when all of sudden a shocking expression came on Aunt Rose's face. Grandma just knew it had to be a snake. UP FLEW MANY little quilt pieces. and poor grandma fell back in the rocker. Well for years after that when they got together they would just laugh about the little green snake.:wah:

Milly · Post by **Milly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:16 am

southern yankee;1015227 wrote: Anyone up for something fun???? with wall street, price of food,gas, and the war Let's forget for just a little while. Does anyone have a funny joke or story to tell????. anything but doom and gloom.i will start with a story about my Grandma. When my mother was a child. My Grandma and my Aunt Rose was making a quilt. It was a beautiful spring day in Arkansas. So Grandma and Aunt Rose was out side under a tree working on the quilt. (they were sitting in rockers) when all of sudden a shocking expression came on Aunt Rose's face. Grandma just knew it had to be a snake. UP FLEW MANY little quilt pieces. and poor grandma fell back in the rocker. Well for years after that when they got together they would just laugh about the little green snake.

LOL... they're a right miserable lot 'ere eh southern yankee! :p;):sneaky::wah:

Loved your story made me giggle, naughty Aunt Rose! hahahaha :wah:

Here's my favourite joke -

A woman with two left feet goes to the shoe shop and says...........

Can I have a pair of flip-flips please..... :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:01 pm

scouse;1015360 wrote: LOL... they're a right miserable lot 'ere eh southern yankee! :p;):sneaky::wah:

Loved your story made me giggle, naughty Aunt Rose! hahahaha :wah:

Here's my favourite joke -

A woman with two left feet goes to the shoe shop and says...........

Can I have a flip-flips please..... :wah:

A woman with two right feet goes in and asks for two flop flops

Milly · Post by **Milly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:21 pm

:wah:

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangeroo?

Big holes all over Australia!!!! :wah::wah::wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:27 pm

Why did the hedgehog cross the road??

To see his flat mate.

Not funny

Milly · Post by **Milly** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:11 pm

Maybe not.... but talking of fun -

Participate in The unOfficial ForumGarden Scavenger Hunt 2008!

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:25 pm

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven!

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur . 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven!

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much!

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur,

'but according to these numbers, millions more men are riding my invention than yours'!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:14 am

I wonder what its like to burn in hell for eternity ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:09 am

A horse goes into a bar,

The barmaid asks -- "Why the long face?" :wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:19 am

why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?

- it had no guts

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:56 am

Nomad;1015927 wrote: I wonder what its like to burn in hell for eternity ?

Like this..................

:D

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Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:25 am

southern yankee;1015227 wrote: Anyone up for something fun????:). with wall street, price of food,gas, and the war.

Let's forget for just a little while. Does anyone have a funny joke or story to tell????. anything but doom and gloom.i will start with a story about my Grandma. When my mother was a child. My Grandma and my Aunt Rose was making a quilt. It was a beautiful spring day in Arkansas. So Grandma and Aunt Rose was out side under a tree working on the quilt. (they were sitting in rockers) when all of sudden a shocking expression came on Aunt Rose's face. Grandma just knew it had to be a snake. UP FLEW MANY little quilt pieces. and poor grandma fell back in the rocker. Well for years after that when they got together they would just laugh about the little green snake.:wah:

Looking back at the last 100 postings I count about 98% dealing with trivia and not gloom and doom------what did you have for dinner, word games etc.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:08 pm

Lon;1016306 wrote: Looking back at the last 100 postings I count about 98% dealing with trivia and not gloom and doom------what did you have for dinner, word games etc. i know there are plenty. but this week. i needed to smile:)

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:21 am

what do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice scream :wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:47 am

when i was a little girl. i had a sandbox. well i was not your typical little girl. my fav. toys were the little army men, cowboys and Indians, dinosaurs, and farm animals. Well one day i was pretty young 3 or so. i lost several figures in the sand. i was sure they DIED and were buried and went to heaven. that is why i could not find them. I don't think i told anyone about this. But i had thought i had figured out. What life and death was all about. kids can come up with some crazy things:wah:

TheNewDG · Post by **TheNewDG** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:03 pm

I was cutting some hot peppers one time for paella. I laid down the knife because I had to go to the ladies room to change my tampon. I didnt wash my hands beforehand, only after. My hoo-ha was on fire for like three hours.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:07 pm

TheNewDG;1017653 wrote: I was cutting some hot peppers one time for paella. I laid down the knife because I had to go to the ladies room to change my tampon. I didnt wash my hands beforehand, only after. My hoo-ha was on fire for like three hours. won't get into all the details but . after eating Hot season crawfish. it happen to me. Not very romantic:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:27 pm

TheNewDG;1017653 wrote: I was cutting some hot peppers one time for paella. I laid down the knife because I had to go to the ladies room to change my tampon. I didnt wash my hands beforehand, only after. My hoo-ha was on fire for like three hours.

Your hoo-ha :yh_rotfl In Britain, we call it our woo-woo :wah:

TheNewDG · Post by **TheNewDG** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:30 pm

oscar;1017690 wrote: Your hoo-ha :yh_rotfl In Britain, we call it our woo-woo :wah:

Dont you call it a fanny too? Fanny in the U.S. is your butt.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:36 pm

TheNewDG;1017695 wrote: Dont you call it a fanny too? Fanny in the U.S. is your butt. some people have pet names for theirs:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:37 pm

TheNewDG;1017695 wrote: Dont you call it a fanny too? Fanny in the U.S. is your butt.

True and it's why some American tourists get punched in the face when they tell a British girl she has a nice fanny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:41 pm

oscar;1017709 wrote: True and it's why some American tourists get punched in the face when they tell a British girl she has a nice fanny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl oooops:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:05 am

Barman;1018954 wrote: After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the television.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'. OMG i will not comment on that:wah: