Surprise Her With a Bigger Penis spams

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:55 pm

[moderator note: Look, we moderators have as big a sense of humour as anyone but seriously it's not funny. ForumGarden wants its members to have access both from home and from the workplace. ForumGarden wants revenue from advertisers. Both are jeopardised by thread titles saying Surprise Her With a Bigger Penis. Workplaces have internet filter software and automated blocking, advertisers explicitly limit the sites they'll appear on based on content like this. PLEASE stop with aren't-we-clever thread titles like this, I know it's a merry jape but it leaves a bad taste]

:wah: Well I figured if Nomy can get away with 'PENIS" in his title then so can I.

Is it just me, or are other people seeing this advert on nearly every website they visit??? It's popping up everywhere!

With graphic pictures too :-3

Anyway, I think I would find it a little scary to suddenly be presented with the extra 3" that this product claims to produce....esp. after how long I have been married!

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:12 pm

Extra 3" ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:23 pm

And the Gentleman said "3 inches more and I could be King", to which the lady replied "three inches less and you could be Queen".:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:51 pm

Lon;1038149 wrote: And the Gentleman said "3 inches more and I could be King", to which the lady replied "three inches less and you could be Queen".:wah:

:wah::wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:59 pm

fuzzy butt;1038159 wrote: Well you know what they say "more than a handful is a waste ..............In this case it's "more than a mouth full is a waste":wah::wah::wah:

OMG! Stop Fuzzy :wah::wah: I'm crying here (just read your nude portrait thread which didn't help :yh_rotfl)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:22 pm

another 3? ..........on my husband?

oh god, there's way to much now!:wah::wah::wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:13 pm

3 inches would be a surprise....what ever happened to "surprise her with diamonds"????

now, a penis made of diamonds would be interesting too....OUCH

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:38 am

Pheasy;1038096 wrote: :wah: Well I figured if Nomy can get away with 'PENIS" in his title then so can I.

Is it just me, or are other people seeing this advert on nearly every website they visit??? It's popping up everywhere!

With graphic pictures too :-3

Anyway, I think I would find it a little scary to suddenly be presented with the extra 3" that this product claims to produce....esp. after how long I have been married!

Actually a study was done years ago, that discovered that the difference between one being "1 to 2 inches shorter" then the "total depth" of the other, left thousands miles of "unused" other!!!:p:rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:39 am

Pheasy;1038096 wrote: :wah: Well I figured if Nomy can get away with 'PENIS" in his title then so can I.

Is it just me, or are other people seeing this advert on nearly every website they visit??? It's popping up everywhere!

With graphic pictures too :-3

Anyway, I think I would find it a little scary to suddenly be presented with the extra 3" that this product claims to produce....esp. after how long I have been married!

Popping up? Interesting choice of words there Pheasy:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:55 am

Re: Surprise Her With a Bigger Penis

I don't think my wife cares if I am any taller..

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:22 pm

Odie;1038177 wrote: another 3? ..........on my husband?

oh god, there's way to much now!:wah::wah::wah: BRAG BRAG BRAG. It is not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it;)

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:32 pm

Anybody else notice that all the ads in this particular thread, as of today (Oct. 29), are for McCain & Obama?

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:18 pm

Richard Bell;1038920 wrote: Anybody else notice that all the ads in this particular thread, as of today (Oct. 29), are for McCain & Obama?

And . . .?

A rose by any other name, etc

:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:49 pm

southern yankee;1038903 wrote: BRAG BRAG BRAG. It is not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it;)

magic, whats that?:wah:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:37 pm

Odie;1039124 wrote: magic, whats that?:wah:

I'm not sure I can say without it being *'ed out, but according to the mod who so rudely posted the moderator note in the OP, "...it leaves a bad taste". :wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:41 pm

Odie;1039124 wrote: magic, whats that?:wah: Odie, how old are you????:wah::wah:

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:52 pm

Here are some of the SOB's and the trouble they havegotten into. Too bad more have not been charged.

Will the Real Spam King Please Stand Up?

Many vie for the title, but only one can be crowned the true Spam King, Bane of Internet Users.

Dan Tynan, PC World

Monday, October 13, 2008 05:00 PM PDT

Full Story

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:27 pm

southern yankee;1042210 wrote: Odie, how old are you????:wah::wah:

28.:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:33 pm

WonderWendy3;1038219 wrote:

now, a penis made of diamonds would be interesting too...

...what with diamonds being the hardest known substance...