A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
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Touchstone
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Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
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kayleneaussie
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Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
kayleneaussie;1062218 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
hoppy;1062261 wrote: [QUOTE=kayleneaussie;1062218][QUOTE=hoppy;1062122]:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl[/QUOTE]:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
Fyrenza;1062278 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Don't mind me. I'm stuck in the house today and am just bored.
Don't mind me. I'm stuck in the house today and am just bored.
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
hoppy;1062281 wrote: Don't mind me. I'm stuck in the house today and am just bored.
Gotcha!
Oh, and don't mind me ~ i'm just trying to boost my post count! :yh_rotfl
Gotcha!
Oh, and don't mind me ~ i'm just trying to boost my post count! :yh_rotfl
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
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Life is just to short for drama.
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scholle-kid
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Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
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There are no savage and civilised peoples; there are only different cultures.
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
Touchstone;1062056 wrote: A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
I just spat my coffee everywhere :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
I just spat my coffee everywhere :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Very nearly perfect ... 
Ten Year Olds Get Stressed Too!
excellent:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl