A Christmas Story:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:17 am

A Christmas Story:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank

all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me tostick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:12 am

el guapo;1077970 wrote: A Christmas Story:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank

all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me tostick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:20 am

:yh_rotfl Cute! :yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:26 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflAt last, a Christmas story that sums up my notions perfectly.:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:51 am

Too cute Jes.:-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:29 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I always did wonder about the fairy on the top of the tree.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:35 pm

OMG, I can't stop laughing :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:11 pm

I wondered where the angel came from!~:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl