I saw Santa about two hours ago crossing Bass Strait......I think rudolfs nose is on the blink cause there was no red in the sky .....and if they don't believe you show them the pics of where I live, I can see right across to Tasmania!!!
He's heading north to take care of the kids in NSW and Queensland at the moment then he'll head on over to western Australia then to Britain and Europe then on to America. It's a time zone situation he has to deal with here. The kids in New Zealand have already been taken care of.
Happy crimbo ButtyFuzz.
Santa has been banned in Britain due to health and safety regulations and 'Pedestrian activity'.
Santa failed to provide the nessessary hard hat and safety harness required for scaling roofs. He also failed to submit planning regulation forms detailing the height of chimmneys intended on Scaling. It was also deemed that his sack could cause spinal injury's if too heavy and that would be a burden of our health care system.
The Reindeers have failed to meet RSPCA standards this years after Santa failed to take them for their flu jabs this year.
The name Christmas is now also banned in britain under our politically correct laws and is now known as 'The winter festivity period'.
Christmas tree's, baubles, paper hats, crackers and wrapped gifts are also now banned in britain. Tree's can cause injury with pine needles, baubles can cause injury if shattered, crackers can cause shock when pulled, paper hats can cause head-aches if too tight and wrapped gifts can cause serious paper cuts when opened. This will all add to the burden of our health system.
