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Dizz
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In 1845

Santa came to the west

The sleigh had no snow

And it went for a fall

He landed in a cactus that is tall

A jackalope was laughing

At the fat man and deer

"You can't drive a sleigh out here!!!!

You need wheels and someone fast,

Or else you will be stuck at last."

"I will help, as I am nice.

You can use all of my kind."

They led Santa all around

At lightning speed on the ground.

Ho ho ho! Santa said

Jackalopes then went to bed.

They still help him today

You can't find them any other way.

There are no reindeer in the west

That is why jackalopes are the best!

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."

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G-man
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Post by G-man »

Look! It's a jackalope! :D


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Post by SantaClaus »

Dizz;1093277 wrote: In 1845

Santa came to the west

The sleigh had no snow

And it went for a fall

He landed in a cactus that is tall

A jackalope was laughing

At the fat man and deer

"You can't drive a sleigh out here!!!!

You need wheels and someone fast,

Or else you will be stuck at last."

"I will help, as I am nice.

You can use all of my kind."

They led Santa all around

At lightning speed on the ground.

Ho ho ho! Santa said

Jackalopes then went to bed.

They still help him today

You can't find them any other way.

There are no reindeer in the west

That is why jackalopes are the best!


:wah::wah:
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by nok »

Jackalopes saved the day ! :D Three cheers for those jackalopes : Hooray ! Hooray ! Hooray ! :yh_rotfl
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Post by OpenMind »

The image conjured up here is very funny.:yh_rotfl

Do they all hop in time with each other?
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Post by Kathy Ellen »

Best of holidays to you Dizz:-6



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Thanks and Merry Christmas to you too! I actually saw a stuffed Jackalope over at the Dairy Queen! :yh_rotfl
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Dizz;1093568 wrote: Thanks and Merry Christmas to you too! I actually saw a stuffed Jackalope over at the Dairy Queen! :yh_rotfl


I want one!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

:wah:

Rodolfo, the red-nosed jackalope.

Merry Christmas, Dizz! :)
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