Old is when. . . . . .

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:34 pm

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make

love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't

do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator

shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your

face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor

instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action'

means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the

parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the

bathroom.

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:28 pm

As long as we can all laugh............................. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:58 pm

cars;1104372 wrote: 'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make

love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't

do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator

shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your

face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor

instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action'

means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the

parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the

bathroom. TOOOOO funny:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. But Darn it, it is true:( What the heck. i am glad i am not the only one here;)

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:37 pm

none of those apply so i'm still young oh yea!!!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:35 am

Omni_Skittles;1104530 wrote: none of those apply so i'm still young oh yea!!!!
If you're lucky, they will one day!

:wah::rolleyes:

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:41 am

old is also when you spend half the day preparing to go out and celebrate the new year but by 11-30pm the music is too loud,the flashing lights are giving you a migrain and your feet feel like theyve swollen to twice their size in your new shoes !!!

so where are you at midnight ?? home in front of the tv with a cup of tea............:rolleyes: :rolleyes::wah:

*Mo* · Post by ***Mo*** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:27 am

Great post! so true:wah:

Old is a privalige,denied to so many.

Mo xx

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:30 am

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.

I love it:yh_rotfl

Old is when your wife askes if you want 'super sex'

and you reply 'I will have the soup.'

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:00 pm

Old is when:

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today...

The bartender says, 'Well then, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.

In fact, this one is on me.

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming right up,' says the bartender!

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, well 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor.

Now holding your water however, is a whole other issue!:wah::D:p

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:48 pm

LMFAO!!!!!

Feeling old is when you hear the kids humming 'Tragedy' and when you say 'Oh, the Beegees huh?' They ask who they are and say don't be silly, we're singing to Steps!:-3

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:10 pm

I heard this one---Why women in their 50's don't have babies-----BECAUSE THEY WOULD FORGET WHERE THEY WOULD PUT THEM. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Sadly i agree

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:14 pm

:wah: Funny thread. My body may be getting older, but my heart and soul are still young. My mind.............that's another thing.

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southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:42 pm

along-for-the-ride;1105342 wrote: :wah: Funny thread. My body may be getting older, but my heart and soul are still young. My mind.............that's another thing.

i couldn't have said it better, or more TRUER:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:09 pm

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator

shoes and you're barefoot.

Did you have to remind me:yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:18 pm

Since the SUBJECT of OLD, or let's say OLDER is brought up. Who here is going through the change of life. I loose the darnest things. it is the pits!! And forget ful. i could go on for days about that.:-2:-2

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:-3

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:21 pm

southern yankee;1105474 wrote: Since the SUBJECT of OLD, or let's say OLDER is brought up. Who here is going through the change of life. I loose the darnest things. it is the pits!! And forget ful. i could go on for days about that.:-2:-2

:-

:-3

Not so much the change of life. But I have to write everything down or I totally forget it. Kids...what do they do to your brain?:wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:31 pm

qsducks;1105475 wrote: Not so much the change of life. But I have to write everything down or I totally forget it. Kids...what do they do to your brain?:wah: turn it to MUSH:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:33 pm

Ain't that the truth?

Your up late tonight.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:37 pm

qsducks;1105483 wrote: Ain't that the truth?

Your up late tonight. well been out of touch for awhile. just trying catch up. with everyone:) I usely am up late. just not on the computer. I have had trouble sleeping for about 2 years. part of the change dear:(

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:41 pm

Yeah I hear you there. Some nights I'm totally pooped out and other nights I'm flying high. But I am getting tired now. I have to get 3 kids & hubs out the door by 7:30am. Thought I would come here and chat a bit. Jeez, I hope daughter goes out tomorrow night earlier than she usually goes out which is at 8pm.:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:45 pm

Hey, going to bed as I am tired. We had a wonderful dinner and it is sinkin in:wah: have a great night and I hopefully will see you tomorrow night.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:48 pm

qsducks;1105489 wrote: Yeah I hear you there. Some nights I'm totally pooped out and other nights I'm flying high. But I am getting tired now. I have to get 3 kids & hubs out the door by 7:30am. Thought I would come here and chat a bit. Jeez, I hope daughter goes out tomorrow night earlier than she usually goes out which is at 8pm.:wah: i heard something about taking calcium and magnesium an hour before bed may help. i will try that soon.

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:49 pm

qsducks;1105491 wrote: Hey, going to bed as I am tired. We had a wonderful dinner and it is sinkin in:wah: have a great night and I hopefully will see you tomorrow night. nite dear:)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:49 pm

southern yankee;1105494 wrote: i heard something about taking calcium and magnesium an hour before bed may help. i will try that soon.

drugs are good to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:55 pm

Odie;1105497 wrote: drugs are good to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl they do the opposite for me. that SUCKS:(

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:00 pm

Odie;1105497 wrote: drugs are good to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl you know they worked for awhile. until i started these new meds. now the sleep meds. make me have leg twitches.

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:14 pm

Old is when

You took pains caring for you body when young and

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qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:18 pm

southern yankee;1105474 wrote: Since the SUBJECT of OLD, or let's say OLDER is brought up. Who here is going through the change of life. I loose the darnest things. it is the pits!! And forget ful. i could go on for days about that.:-2:-2

:-

:-3

I have to write everything down or I instantly forget it. 4 kids do that to you. My calendar is loaded with appts, etc. I can get off the phone and instantly forget whatever date and have to write it down right away.:p

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:44 pm

Old is when your teeth start smiling at you from a cup!

yeah it's a classic

nok · Post by **nok** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:24 am

Old is when you can't remember what you said 5 minutes ago.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:13 am

Old is when you forget how to drive stick shift.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:15 am

When you have to ask the kids...... 'exactly who is Biggy and Tupac 'please???

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:19 am

oscar;1108307 wrote: When you have to ask the kids...... 'exactly who is Biggy and Tupac 'please???

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl At least I know who they are.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:27 am

Old is when your 12 yr old daughter doesn't want to be caught dead with you:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:30 am

jimbo;1108310 wrote: old is when you pick your 12 year old daughter from school and you cant tell who is an older pupil and who is a younger parent

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Our government wants to keep 14 year olds on at school until they are 18.

Bloody stupid idea....... Who will pick their kids up from school?? :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:31 am

qsducks;1108309 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl At least I know who they are.

Don't mock.......I had to ask the kids the other day.... 'And who exectly is Coolio' please??

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:32 am

oscar;1108320 wrote: Our government wants to keep 14 year olds on at school until they are 18.

Bloody stupid idea....... Who will pick their kids up from school?? :yh_rotfl

Our kids graduate school at 18 but usually they have cars and can drive home themselves or take the trolley.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:35 am

Or when the kids ask you..... 'Who exactly was Mick Jagger please and is he still alive?'

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:37 am

oscar;1108326 wrote: Or when the kids ask you..... 'Who exactly was Mick Jagger please and is he still alive?'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl My kids think Eric Clapton is a country singer!:mad:

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:48 am

Old is when

You need your kids to "program" all your new electronic gadgets for you!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:54 am

cars;1108336 wrote: Old is when

You need your kids to "program" all your new electronic gadgets for you!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflso true

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:05 am

qsducks;1108327 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl My kids think Eric Clapton is a country singer!:mad:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:22 pm

oscar;1108307 wrote: When you have to ask the kids...... 'exactly who is Biggy and Tupac 'please???yeah... that's the 20's+ generation... I only know about them cause my brother loved them...

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:22 pm

qsducks;1108318 wrote: Old is when your 12 yr old daughter doesn't want to be caught dead with you:yh_rotflawww sad.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:23 pm

cars;1108336 wrote: Old is when

You need your kids to "program" all your new electronic gadgets for you! :DMy mom does that!!!

:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:48 pm

old is when your entire body hurts!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Ally** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:01 am

I can relate to that Odie,how funny is this thread love it.Old is wen u go all the way down the hallway to get something from the room then u forget wot ur there for.Im getting senior moment a lot bloody frightning and im not a senior yet OMG.lolpmsl.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl