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The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:35 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Today, i was so dissapointed to miss the FG meet and the chance to meet my fellow countrymen who i have been winding up cruelly for many months now since Spot weedled me onto this forum.

We all know now that my life changed dramatically when i was arrested, locked up, prosecuted and brought to trial by British Police because i happened to give a feck about my war memorial being systematically vandalised for eight years with no police action. The next few months are going to be messy and complicated and i know what i am up against and i have even been warned by high ups as to what i'm taking on.

Some days, i have the 'Dunkirk Spirit' and some days i can't face going out for a pint of milk incase a complete stranger approaches me based on having seen me in newspapers, it must be ok to come right into my face and say'Your that woman in the papers arn't you? Including the one in tesco Express friday night who i called a wanker.

Throughout the past year, i have had the un-wavering love and support from my family and yes, even my 15 year old nephew who told my arresting officer during my trial to 'Shut the f**k up'. Bless him :rolleyes: I have had the most incredible loyalty from my community, local officials, the RBL war vets who gave me a guard of honour every day of my trial complete with standard bearers. 80 - 90 year old vets sat in the public gallery of my trial for days although most fell asleep. One vet, Tommy, riddled with cancer. The Chairman there every day as though he was leading his troops into battle again once more. The Tory MP who never announced his identity and sat in the public gallery with the press gallery full totally un-aware of who he was. The Tory Councillors who went head to head with the police on my behalf even being called by the defence to tell the judge what a shyte job the police had done to protect our war dead and what drove me to be standing in the dock and who are still by my side a year later. My friends who made sure i ate and slept. My GP who gave up an hour every week so i could let off steam in confidentiality for almost a year. The hundreds and hundreds of letters of support i had from Daily Mail readers. The famous lawyer (who i won't name) who offered to represent me with no fee and stuck with me dispite our clash of personalities over the months. The anon business man who payed my court costs when they were reported in the paper. (I since tracked down). The most unlikely loyalty of one gutter press hack who was tipping me off via e mail (Thanks mate, Your a star) My loyal friends in the muslim community who draped the national flag of Turkey around me the night before my trial to protect me. The batty old woman up the road who came to my home to give me a fairy pendant for luck before my trial.

I could go on and there's many i have left out.

And then FG's, there's every one of you who i have spent months talking to albeit some-times heatedly when i needed something to take my mind away from it all. Yes, even that kilt flinging party of one, gmc. :)

A year ago i was 'summut or nuffin' going about my usual life probably taking much for granted if i was honest.

I know, i know.... your thinking, just get to the damn point Oscar :-5

So who was the Un-Expected Visitor??? Will it take you as long to figure out as it did me??? :-6:-6:-6:-6

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:40 pm
by qsducks
Jimbo?

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:42 pm
by CARLA
The suspense is killing me was it the kid who started your nightmare?? or SPOT..????

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:54 pm
by G#Gill
Nah.............................................. couldn't have been Gordy the Wally !!!! He's elsewhere !!!!! Must have been a look-a-like :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Seriously though Oscar, I have always been behind you Mrs. Somebody has to take a stand against these mini wanabe thugs ! Fortunately, at the moment, the gangs around us are leaving us alone ! I am touching wood as I say that :)

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:02 pm
by Oscar Namechange
G#Gill;1124000 wrote: Nah.............................................. couldn't have been Gordy the Wally !!!! He's elsewhere !!!!! Must have been a look-a-like :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Seriously though Oscar, I have always been behind you Mrs. Somebody has to take a stand against these mini wanabe thugs ! Fortunately, at the moment, the gangs around us are leaving us alone ! I am touching wood as I say that :)


Gill, if they come back.... give me a ring and i'll be there mate. :):):)

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:43 am
by Oscar Namechange
jimbo;1124062 wrote: was it jeremy vile:-2

or a high ranking police officer:-2


Noooooooooooo.

As i said at the end of the post........... it took me a long time to realise who the unexpected visitor was. But you should see it.

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:01 pm
by Chezzie
Was it yourself;)

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:30 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124411 wrote: Was it yourself;)


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can't believe no-one can get this. Look at all the people i mentioned.

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:32 pm
by Chezzie
could we erm....have a clue please:D

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:37 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124449 wrote: could we erm....have a clue please:D


As soon as i've had my fried chicken my little Welsh one :):)

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:34 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124449 wrote: could we erm....have a clue please:D


Clue.....There could have been more than one visitor????????

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:37 pm
by Chezzie
Ok so can we have that clue now Oscar:sneaky::yh_rotfl

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:38 pm
by Chezzie
oh oh I got it...The Stranglers?:D

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:48 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124521 wrote: oh oh I got it...The Stranglers?:D


:wah: Ironically and what a hell of a co-incidence but when i did the BBC Radio Northampton programme...The Stranglers were on right after my prog. But nooooo, Not them.

Another clue......... The un-expected visitor (s) could be people you have known a long time but their visit surprised you.

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:53 pm
by Chezzie
The War Veterans?

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:55 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124529 wrote: The War Veterans?


Nooooooooooo not strictly correct.

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:01 pm
by Chezzie
I give up Oscar:-5

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:18 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1124535 wrote: I give up Oscar:-5


Does every one give up or can't be arssed to carry on with this thread? :wah:

The Un-Expected Visitor

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:25 pm
by Odie
tell us ffs!:wah::wah: