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(Just received this, some may be offended, but then some will cheer/agree)

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since

congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in

Iraq is now complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces

from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin

the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which

have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The

United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the

countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's

nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of

both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those

nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved

during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi

war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world

Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money

toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that

note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you

down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal

now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia

for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am

ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,

Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring

from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN

diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking

tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and

crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps

have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or

watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the

finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to

be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing

us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire

corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple

extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to

put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by

the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world

has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate

homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from

America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you

and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Get lost You're on your own!

God bless America.

Thank you and good night.

GWB WAKE UP!!!