Blonde wish...

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:31 pm

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:53 pm

HA-HA Bet they where glad to see her... :-5

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:13 am

Good laugh. It proves blondes, at least, have emotions.

Suresh Gupta · Post by **Suresh Gupta** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:15 am

A nice one.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:48 am

GOOD ONE !!!!

Cars :driving:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:16 am

3 Iron workers are working on the 50th floor of a brand new building.

The first guy with brown hair said I'm sick & tired of my wife making the same old ham sandwich for my lunch day after day for years.

The second guy with black hair said the same goes for me, I hate the chicken sandwich my wife makes me day after day for years.

The third guy with blond hair said I hate my tuna sandwich I have been getting day after day for years.

All 3 guys said if we get the same old lunch tomorrow that they will jump off the building.

Next day, sure enough brown hair guy- ham sandwich, so he jumps, black hair guy- chicken sandwich, so he jumps, blond hair guy- tuna sandwich so he jumps.

Well at the blond guys funeral, his wife says: hey look don't blame me - - - - "He" made his "own lunch" every day!!

Cars :driving:

Post by **kensloft** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:53 pm

cars wrote: 3 Iron workers are working on the 50th floor of a brand new building.

The first guy with brown hair said I'm sick & tired of my wife making the same old ham sandwich for my lunch day after day for years.

The second guy with black hair said the same goes for me, I hate the chicken sandwich my wife makes me day after day for years.

The third guy with blond hair said I hate my tuna sandwich I have been getting day after day for years.

All 3 guys said if we get the same old lunch tomorrow that they will jump off the building.

Next day, sure enough brown hair guy- ham sandwich, so he jumps, black hair guy- chicken sandwich, so he jumps, blond hair guy- tuna sandwich so he jumps.

Well at the blond guys funeral, his wife says: hey look don't blame me - - - - "He" made his "own lunch" every day!!

Cars :

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