Nomad Has An Idea

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:50 pm

Its troublesome annoying everyone at once. Ive managed so far but its taken its toll on me. Insults dont just grow on trees, they have to be created and timing is essential. I have to be there at the right time to effectively dole out whats needed for any given situation. Id like to reorganize my methods so I was thinking I might follow one person around per week wreaking havoc and misery upon them. After that they are in the clear till the cycle has come full circle. One member one week then I move on. During the interim all other members remain free and clear of my devastating powers.

Ill consider opinions for a short period of time before I make my final decision and if I do choose this method whom my first victim will be.

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:54 pm

are you bored :sneaky:;)

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:55 pm

God help us all..!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pick me I can handle it.. :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:08 pm

kayleneaussie;1192545 wrote: are you bored :sneaky:;)

Ive had some time to think today yes. I believe my new plan could be implemented in short order with a seamless transition.

God help us all..!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Pick me I can handle it.. :-3

I dont know if I can torture you. Youre "special"

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:14 pm

Pick Carolly :guitarist

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:27 pm

Nomad;1192543 wrote: Its troublesome annoying everyone at once. Ive managed so far but its taken its toll on me. Insults dont just grow on trees, they have to be created and timing is essential. I have to be there at the right time to effectively dole out whats needed for any given situation. Id like to reorganize my methods so I was thinking I might follow one person around per week wreaking havoc and misery upon them. After that they are in the clear till the cycle has come full circle. One member one week then I move on. During the interim all other members remain free and clear of my devastating powers.

Ill consider opinions for a short period of time before I make my final decision and if I do choose this method whom my first victim will be.

so when is it my time again?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and really think very carefully!:guitarist:guitarist

as I no longer put up with it from anyone!:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:32 pm

Odie;1192549 wrote: so when is it my time again?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and really think very carefully!:guitarist:guitarist

as I no longer put up with it from anyone!:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You misunderstand. The option is Oddy for a week then X amount of weeks off or Oddy all the time.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:53 pm

kayleneaussie;1192545 wrote: are you bored :sneaky:;)

I used to think he was board... kinda like a 2 x 4 only a little thicker..and not in that good way..

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:58 pm

flopstock;1192555 wrote: I used to think he was board... kinda like a 2 x 4 only a little thicker..and not in that good way..

Youre begging to be my first victim. Id be pleased to accomadate your wishes.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:00 pm

Nomad;1192554 wrote: You misunderstand. The option is Oddy for a week then X amount of weeks off or Oddy all the time.

are you going thru a mid life crisis?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:23 pm

Odie;1192557 wrote: are you going thru a mid life crisis?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I dont think so. Its more of an immaturity issue.

Post by **Sunshine** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:05 pm

Nomad;1192569 wrote: I dont think so. Its more of an immaturity issue.
Be careful Nomad, I will be watching.

jupiter · Post by **jupiter** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:38 am

Have you a GOD fixation Nomad?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:37 am

Nomad;1192569 wrote: I dont think so. Its more of an immaturity issue.
HA I spit on your threats putz. Mere men are no match for the mighty Oscar. I have already sent a swarm of killer bee's and the flea's of a thousand camels to infest your gonads. Please note that Dr Galbally is no longer around as much. That's because i got his mum to lock him in his shed. You've been warned..... don't even think about it and remember.... I have Peter Lake.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:58 am

Nomad;1192569 wrote: I dont think so. Its more of an immaturity issue.

I can understand that.

Swimming maggie · Post by **Swimming maggie** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:27 am

Would I be nearly last on your list then being relatively new, and probably not having upset you yet:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:43 am

Swimming maggie;1192621 wrote: Would I be nearly last on your list then being relatively new, and probably not having upset you yet:wah:
Beware Maggie.... Nomad trawls through the threads in the middle of the night looking for new victems. I will protect you from him. :wah:

Swimming maggie · Post by **Swimming maggie** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:56 am

oscar;1192626 wrote: Beware Maggie.... Nomad trawls through the threads in the middle of the night looking for new victems. I will protect you from him. :wah:

Thanks Oscar, much appreciated

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:58 am

Swimming maggie;1192644 wrote: Thanks Oscar, much appreciated Us Girls must stick together to over-power the insane Nomad. He's cunning and devious but if we stick together we can kill him. :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:03 am

Pick me, I'll be on a cruise all of next week (leave tomorrow). You won't be able to pizz me off no matter how hard you try..:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:05 am

YZGI;1192657 wrote: Pick me, I'll be on a cruise all of next week (leave tomorrow). You won't be able to pizz me off no matter how hard you try..:wah: Nomad can use sattilitte spy stations to watch you. He's dangerous....make sure you cover yourself in tin foil at all times to deflect his rays.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:06 am

Geeze by the title of the thread I thought you invented the auto wipe toilet... ok if it's picking on people is all you got.....

BRING IT ON :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:09 am

minks;1192662 wrote: Geeze by the title of the thread I thought you invented the auto wipe toilet... ok if it's picking on people is all you got.....

BRING IT ON :wah: In real life, Nomad only stands 2 ft tall.... we can crush him.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:10 am

minks;1192662 wrote: Geeze by the title of the thread I thought you invented the auto wipe toilet... ok if it's picking on people is all you got.....

BRING IT ON :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:14 am

Odie;1192668 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

we could start with Yo Mama Jokes.....

Yo Nomad, Yo mama is so old she ate lunch in the cafeteria with Jeasus :yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:21 am

minks;1192672 wrote: we could start with Yo Mama Jokes.....

Yo Nomad, Yo mama is so old she ate lunch in the cafeteria with Jeasus :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

Just don't make fun of his motorized tricycle, I hear he is sensitive on that subject.:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:16 am

YZGI;1192681 wrote: :yh_rotfl

Just don't make fun of his motorized tricycle, I hear he is sensitive on that subject.:yh_rotfl

Oh I would never do that I have scruples you know. Or something.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:38 pm

minks;1192735 wrote: Oh I would never do that I have scruples you know. Or something. Can't we just squash him?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:49 pm

oscar;1192898 wrote: Can't we just squash him?

I have a booth out back where I sell these for 10 cents a piece. You can use one for a single blow and return it back to me for 1 cent. I also sell lemonade. We're ready for ya, Nomie.

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:54 pm

along-for-the-ride;1192905 wrote: I have a booth out back where I sell these for 10 cents a piece. You can use one for a single blow and return it back to me for 1 cent. I also sell lemonade. We're ready for ya, Nomie.

Haven't heard from him for a while..... I think he's scared :yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:00 pm

oscar;1192609 wrote: HA I spit on your threats putz. Mere men are no match for the mighty Oscar. I have already sent a swarm of killer bee's and the flea's of a thousand camels to infest your gonads. Please note that Dr Galbally is no longer around as much. That's because i got his mum to lock him in his shed. You've been warned..... don't even think about it and remember.... I have Peter Lake.

And her dangerous foxes...do not go near the box!

Swimming maggie;1192621 wrote: Would I be nearly last on your list then being relatively new, and probably not having upset you yet:wah:

Did you see what I served him for brekkie the other day?:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:02 pm

qsducks;1192913 wrote: And her dangerous foxes...do not go near the box!

: The foxes are under going martial art classes to kick Nomad in the gonads. Nomads Gonads..... that rhymes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:07 pm

oscar;1192914 wrote: The foxes are under going martial art classes to kick Nomad in the gonads. Nomads Gonads..... that rhymes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl...high karate chop

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:25 pm

minks;1192672 wrote: we could start with Yo Mama Jokes.....

Yo Nomad, Yo mama is so old she ate lunch in the cafeteria with Jeasus :yh_rotfl

Yo Minks baby!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:11 pm

oscar;1192914 wrote: The foxes are under going martial art classes to kick Nomad in the gonads. Nomads Gonads..... that rhymes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

She speaks the truth, Nomad....................

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:16 pm

chonsigirl;1192954 wrote: She speaks the truth, Nomad....................

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl See Nomad..... you thought i was bluffing :yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:16 pm

I took a piccy of you today at the park Nomad...do you want copies?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:21 pm

Evil foxes are coming to get you Nomad

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:22 pm

qsducks;1192958 wrote: I took a piccy of you today at the park Nomad...do you want copies?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nomad's got warts on his gonads :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:24 pm

oscar;1192960 wrote: Evil foxes are coming to get you Nomad

oscar;1192961 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nomad's got warts on his gonads :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl too funny!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:04 am

qsducks;1192962 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl too funny! By now my killer bee's and flea's will be very near to Nomad's home. Just as back up, this morning i have parceled up 10,000 red stinging ants with a map of how to get to Nomad's home. The ants are rather concerned that if they sting Nomad, they may catch something from him.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 8:09 am

You guys are totally missing the jist of the thread.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat May 23, 2009 8:12 am

:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:07 am

Nomad;1193228 wrote: You guys are totally missing the jist of the thread.

No... you tried scaring peeps and now we've scared you :yh_rotfl

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:29 am

Oscar, Oscar, Oscar you have missed the point entirely. I have seen Nomad do this in the past. He will chew you up and spit you out missy..!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:37 am

CARLA;1193245 wrote: Oscar, Oscar, Oscar you have missed the point entirely. I have seen Nomad do this in the past. He will chew you up and spit you out missy..!!

Ill chew her up, digest her and flush her.

Im not kidding, thats the kind of thing Im capable of.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:39 am

I have warned her Nomie. Peter Lake won't be able to help when you strike, or her FOXES..!! :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Ill chew her up, digest her and flush her.

Im not kidding, thats the kind of thing Im capable of.[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:51 am

CARLA;1193250 wrote: I have warned her Nomie. Peter Lake won't be able to help when you strike, or her FOXES..!! :yh_rotfl

Peter Lake will be spared. The foxes I will consume for dessert.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:57 am

Nomad;1193228 wrote: You guys are totally missing the jist of the thread.

The "jist"? :wah:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1192905

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:24 am

along-for-the-ride;1193286 wrote: The "jist"? :wah:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1192905

Youre all just lucky Im working with half a brain today.