My new Dodge

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:53 am

I bought a new DODGE RAM and returned to the dealer, yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson", the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then, he said "Ray Charles' and, in an instant, "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled "A--H---s. Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:50 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

You make my day brighter....................

Post by **spot** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:00 pm

You're both a perfect example of the Ann Coulter syndrome then, if I'm allowed to say so. It's an indication of the bankrupt nature of Republican debate, I've yet to see it rise to anything capable of serious response this year.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:19 pm

spot;1202596 wrote: You're both a perfect example of the Ann Coulter syndrome then, if I'm allowed to say so. It's an indication of the bankrupt nature of Republican debate, I've yet to see it rise to anything capable of serious response this year.

Yep. whatever ties your panties in a knot.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:28 pm

I need a new car mine is only 4 years old but talking to your radio is slick and safer. Can you tell it a channel you want to hear? My real car a 1973 Camaro (original Owner) has the original radio.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:15 pm

CARLA;1202603 wrote: I need a new car mine is only 4 years old but talking to your radio is slick and safer. Can you tell it a channel you want to hear? My real car a 1973 Camaro (original Owner) has the original radio.

:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:40 pm

hoppy;1202456 wrote: I bought a new DODGE RAM and returned to the dealer, yesterday, because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson", the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then, he said "Ray Charles' and, in an instant, "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled "A--H---s. Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

Im trying to find an appropriate reply but Im coming up short.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:54 pm

"Im coming up short". Four words you don't want to hear from your wife or girlfriend.

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:02 am

Pfffttt,Ram shpam. I got this new Japanese thingy. It drives me to work while I read the paper and drink coffee if I so choose. I have a choice of any number of music styles or channels without even saying a word or moving. If I decide to I can monitor other peoples phone conversations. When needed I can use a built in toilet. It is fully air conditioned and is large enough that I can go for a wander if I get a bit cramped. It will drop me off at work and then pick me up later at any time I wish. When I get near work or home it will even speak up and let me know. Now if can figure out a way that the other 1,000 miserable gits would get off my train and leave me in peace it would be perfect..........:driving:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:37 am

:yh_rotfl