My bum is getting bigger

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:34 am

But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:44 am

oscar;1203818 wrote: But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl

I dont think thats funny. I would never refer to the great Peter Lake as a bum.

I hope a fox bites you in the ass.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:46 am

Nomad;1203847 wrote: I dont think thats funny. I would never refer to the great Peter Lake as a bum.

I hope a fox bites you in the ass. You have not been married to Peter Lake for years..... you have no concept of my suffering......

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:58 am

well your bum aka peter is nice but your but getting bigger ????? really i thought it was an eclipse :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:59 am

oscar;1203848 wrote: You have not been married to Peter Lake for years..... you have no concept of my suffering......

I must scoff now excuse me.

Peter Lake and myself have discussed in great detail the suffering and misery you have bestowed upon him. I know all the dirty little details missy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:01 am

farmer giles;1203853 wrote: well your bum aka peter is nice but your but getting bigger ????? really i thought it was an eclipse :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
The last time we had an eclipse was when you stepped out in the garden with your bald head. The world was thrown into darkness for several hours i recall causing death and destruction on a massive scale.

TOSSER

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:03 am

Nomad;1203854 wrote: I must scoff now excuse me.

Peter Lake and myself have discussed in great detail the suffering and misery you have bestowed upon him. I know all the dirty little details missy. Don't you 'missy' me, you old timer. I've watched documentary's about your country and i know all about you lot.

You have not contacted Peter Lake since i shot your raven and pured jam into his hard drive.

HA.....

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:06 am

oscar;1203855 wrote: The last time we had an eclipse was when you stepped out in the garden with your bald head. The world was thrown into darkness for several hours i recall causing death and destruction on a massive scale.

TOSSER

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:11 am

farmer giles;1203860 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
nazi

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:12 am

oscar;1203856 wrote: Don't you 'missy' me, you old timer. I've watched documentary's about your country and i know all about you lot.

You have not contacted Peter Lake since i shot your raven and pured jam into his hard drive.

HA.....

*seriously shaking my head now*

Dont you ever wonder why he talks to the lawnmower ???

Im in my garage talking to the weed whacker.

Get it now ? :rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:17 am

Nomad;1203865 wrote: *seriously shaking my head now*

Dont you ever wonder why he talks to the lawnmower ???

Im in my garage talking to the weed whacker.

Get it now ? :rolleyes:
Is 'weed whacker' an American euphemism ?

Tis not true....... You are talking to yourself. I covered the lawnmower in honey and set a swarm of killer bee's about it. Peter Lake has gone shopping with a very long list and will not return until dark.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:09 am

oscar;1203818 wrote: But i love him so i'm sticking with him :yh_rotfl

I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:19 am

gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl I have been arrested and charged for less than that. Right, your on my list now.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:41 am

gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl

brilliant just brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:45 am

farmer giles;1203947 wrote: brilliant just brilliant :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
gmc...... you said you would always come up my rear and defend me.......... look what you've done now. You great big haggis. Your on my list for defo.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:58 am

gmc;1203920 wrote: I hear he's sticking with his old boiler-it's cracked makes lots of strange noises and is a bit temperamental but he's very attached to it.:yh_rotfl It actually needs a good service and a rampant stoking.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:57 pm

I think your bum's getting bigger, cos you used its jaw muscles more in the lead up to the elections........:wah::wah::wah:.....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:32 pm

dubs;1204037 wrote: i think your bum's getting bigger, cos you used its jaw muscles more in the lead up to the elections........:wah::wah::wah:.....

oscar's list of people to get

nomad

gmc

farmer giles

dubs