Guns better

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:57 pm

Why Guns are better than Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:28 am

That is :wah: horrible. Clearly its :wah: disrespectful to :wah: women. Your mother :wah: is a woman you know. You :wah: should be ashamed :wah: of yourself.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:35 am

fantastic:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

and if your butt is to big on your gun you can .....no i'm not saying it

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:50 am

:yh_rotfl

tracy829 · Post by **tracy829** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:54 am

Somewhat off topic but none the less....Bring your gun to church day...

Guns invited to church

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:37 pm

I was thinking about this, and you know, I think the reverse may also be true.

Why Guns are better than Men

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another down your cleavage when you go out dancing.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her so, she will probably let you play with it.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another couple of handguns for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're menopausal

#5. A handgun doesn't hog the remote or leave the seat up

#4. Handguns function normally even if their team loses the big game

#3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do you really need another pair of shoes?"

#2. A handgun doesn't start snoring if you want to cuddle and talk after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man

#1. YOU CAN SELL IT OR JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH IF YOU DECIDE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:41 pm

Very good.:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:21 pm

I have a kinda soft spot for guns... :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:36 pm

AussiePam;1210962 wrote: I have a kinda soft spot for guns... :sneaky:

Really ?

I find that surprising.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:03 pm

Really?

I find it surprising that you are surprised. I'm considered a good shot too. Also with a longbow.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:28 pm

AussiePam;1210946 wrote: I was thinking about this, and you know, I think the reverse may also be true.

Why Guns are better than Men

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another down your cleavage when you go out dancing.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell her so, she will probably let you play with it.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another couple of handguns for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you're menopausal

#5. A handgun doesn't hog the remote or leave the seat up

#4. Handguns function normally even if their team loses the big game

#3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do you really need another pair of shoes?"

#2. A handgun doesn't start snoring if you want to cuddle and talk after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a man

#1. YOU CAN SELL IT OR JUST THROW IT IN THE TRASH IF YOU DECIDE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN IT'S WORTH.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

way to go Pam!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:43 am

AussiePam;1210967 wrote: Really?

I find it surprising that you are surprised. I'm considered a good shot too. Also with a longbow.

I visualize you as very capable but I always thought you were a pacifist. Guns and bows are violent items by nature.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:21 pm

Ladies Night Out at the Gun Club

Attached files

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:28 pm

Washing machines are better than guns...whew, I let some steam off.:wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:13 pm

Nomad;1211559 wrote: I visualize you as very capable but I always thought you were a pacifist. Guns and bows are violent items by nature.

GUFFAW.. You're way off, Nomad. I'm into boot camps and martial arts and my favourite movies are Kill Bill and Deliverance.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:45 pm

AussiePam;1211726 wrote: my favourite movies are Kill Bill and

Oi!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:32 am

AussiePam;1211726 wrote: GUFFAW.. You're way off, Nomad. I'm into boot camps and martial arts and my favourite movies are Kill Bill and Deliverance.

Guffaw ?

Is that similar to a chortle or more like a titter ?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:34 am

Nomad;1211877 wrote: Guffaw ?

Is that similar to a chortle or more like a titter ?

Not really a titter. Sort of a fullblooded, in your face type laugh, the sort you use when you are about to tell someone to make your day. I'm sure you won't really have too much of a probem with that, will you, Nomie, Sweetie???? :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:48 am

AussiePam;1211889 wrote: Not really a titter. Sort of a fullblooded, in your face type laugh, the sort you use when you are about to tell someone to make your day. I'm sure you won't really have too much of a probem with that, will you, Nomie, Sweetie???? :sneaky:

Im here to serve.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:57 am

Anybody got an all time favorite gun? Mine was a Ruger .357 Blackhawk. Those things are built like tractors. I carried mine so much most of the bluing was worn off. Shot it thousands of times but it was still tight and as accurate as ever.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:56 am

Smith & Wesson. Model 66. Stainless Steel 6 inch. .357

With night sights and custom grips.