so far so good

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:35 am

although i went to bed at two am i woke up at half 5 to sweaty and Shaky to sleep so i took the dogs for a quick hobble to the park 500 yards away then came back to get myself something to eat , all there was is that special k breakfast stuff with raspberrys and stuff there was only a little bit in the box about two thirds of a bowl full i saw there was another box inside the cupboard ,sue will only eat the stuff with berrys in she wont eat anything else

i ate my two thirds of a bowl and went to get some more

to my horror i saw that the other box was just special k no berries :-5

dammit i thought ,what would nomad do :sneaky:

so i took the insides of the box with no berries in and opened it and put it inside the empty box of special k with berries :wah:

so has just poured herself a bowl and is eating it so far so good ,must not laugh,try not to look too innocent :sneaky:

she has just ate the whole bowl and never even noticed

women :-5:-5

what is the best sneaky trick you have done on someone

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:48 am

You do know when she reads this she is going to hurt you, right? :wah:

My sister, who hates deer meat, ate my "roast" that I cooked and liked it until I told her it was deer roast. :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:14 am

Stole my brother's Wilt Chamberlain autograph-I forged a pretty good copy. spent days at it. It sits in a place of fame on my Laker wall, he knows all about it.....now. :wah:

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:27 am

chonsigirl;1211010 wrote: Stole my brother's Wilt Chamberlain autograph-I forged a pretty good copy. spent days at it. It sits in a place of fame on my Laker wall, he knows all about it.....now. :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

brilliant i guess though for years the writing was on the wall though

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:27 am

Peg;1210999 wrote: You do know when she reads this she is going to hurt you, right? :wah:

My sister, who hates deer meat, ate my "roast" that I cooked and liked it until I told her it was deer roast. :yh_rotfl

stagering :sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:05 am

My late sister always sent her husband off to work with a lovely packed lunch of sandwiches. On April fools day, he bit into his sandwiches to find the filling was cardboard.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:43 am

oscar;1211043 wrote: My late sister always sent her husband off to work with a lovely packed lunch of sandwiches. On April fools day, he bit into his sandwiches to find the filling was cardboard.

Thats not quite the same idea..........but I had a wedding ring sarnie at work once.

Changed wives since then though......

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:06 am

Bruv;1211088 wrote: Thats not quite the same idea..........but I had a wedding ring sarnie at work once.

Changed wives since then though......

well i hope you kept the ring in the sarnie to give to the new wife no point wasting money is there :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:46 am

farmer giles;1210996 wrote: although i went to bed at two am i woke up at half 5 to sweaty and Shaky to sleep so i took the dogs for a quick hobble to the park 500 yards away then came back to get myself something to eat , all there was is that special k breakfast stuff with raspberrys and stuff there was only a little bit in the box about two thirds of a bowl full i saw there was another box inside the cupboard ,sue will only eat the stuff with berrys in she wont eat anything else

i ate my two thirds of a bowl and went to get some more

to my horror i saw that the other box was just special k no berries :-5

dammit i thought ,what would nomad do :sneaky:

so i took the insides of the box with no berries in and opened it and put it inside the empty box of special k with berries :wah:

so has just poured herself a bowl and is eating it so far so good ,must not laugh,try not to look too innocent :sneaky:

she has just ate the whole bowl and never even noticed

women :-5:-5

what is the best sneaky trick you have done on someone

she will hurt you.:sneaky:

my husband changed the two lights switches in the hallway.

each time I put on the bathroom light....the hallway light came on!:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:30 pm

Odie;1211131 wrote: she will hurt you.:sneaky:

my husband changed the two lights switches in the hallway.

each time I put on the bathroom light....the hallway light came on!:-5:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

when you opened the fridge door did the toaster come on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:47 pm

farmer giles;1211171 wrote: when you opened the fridge door did the toaster come on :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:-5:-5:-5:-5

that was really bad Jim, I really thought I was loosing it!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:03 am

Odie;1211266 wrote: :-5:-5:-5:-5

that was really bad Jim, I really thought I was loosing it!:-5:-5:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

what makes you think you are not losing it ,you waste your days talking to people like me who have lost it ,if you were normal you would be out there talking to normal people in the real world , i mean look around you ,me,oscer,nomad,hoppy yzgi we are all friut loops :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i have told some of my normal friends to have a look onto fg and they all say that some of the people on here are really weird sad thing is its all the people i love talking to :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

weirdos of the world unite together we can ...er....er...be weird :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:58 am

farmer giles;1211372 wrote: what makes you think you are not losing it ,you waste your days talking to people like me who have lost it ,if you were normal you would be out there talking to normal people in the real world , i mean look around you ,me,oscer,nomad,hoppy yzgi we are all friut loops :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i have told some of my normal friends to have a look onto fg and they all say that some of the people on here are really weird sad thing is its all the people i love talking to :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

weirdos of the world unite together we can ...er....er...be weird :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

we are a bunch of sad people!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:05 am

by the way suzy got her own back on me :-5:-5

i left my laptop ungaurded and logged into face book she posted on my face book

jimmy is a freak