Use nair in dog's ears.

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hoppy
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He

cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she

should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her,

'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist replies, 'Then stay off your bicycle for a week'
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:yh_rotfl

Pete went to the chemist to buy some deodorant.

The assistant asked 'Ball type'?

He said 'No, it's for under-arms'.
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hoppy;1226415 wrote: My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He

cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she

should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her,

'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist replies, 'Then stay off your bicycle for a week'


if she was using nair hair removel cream why would she have to shave her legs:confused::confused::confused:
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hoppy
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el guapo;1226915 wrote: if she was using nair hair removel cream why would she have to shave her legs:confused::confused::confused:


I just forward 'em, I don't write 'em.:D
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Nomad
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Is this useful for the taint area?
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el guapo
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Use nair in dog's ears.

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Nomad;1227206 wrote: Is this useful for the taint area?


come on whats a taint then











as if we dont know ya are giving the rest of us perverts sorry i mean men a bad name
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Its that sacred area between the golden area and the dumping grounds.
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