Nomad The Inventor

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:40 pm

Ive had a sudden epiphany. It just came to me as I was taking my shoes off. Ill cut right to it and let me know if you think it will fly.

Ok picture a typical car wash.

You drive through and water squirts on your car then brushes clean it followed by a rinse and dry.

I want to take the same concept and invent a shower that washes your person. You dont have to do anything except pick settings.

You step into the shower and a revolving floor spins you around while various brushes scrub you. The a rinse, then a blow dry.

Genius?

almostfamous · Post by **almostfamous** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:42 pm

ummmmmmmm, well, depending on the washee, I might volunteer to do the scrubbin :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:44 pm

almostfamous;1231914 wrote: ummmmmmmm, well, depending on the washee, I might volunteer to do the scrubbin :sneaky:

Its automated damnit. Its for rich people like Tiger Woods or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

almostfamous · Post by **almostfamous** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:45 pm

Nomad;1231916 wrote: Its automated damnit. Its for rich people like Tiger Woods or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Funsucker.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:48 pm

almostfamous;1231918 wrote: Funsucker.

So if you were a rich person would you want to be automatically showered?

You dont have to do anything except just stand there.

Can you see how clever that is?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:50 pm

Nomad;1231912 wrote: Ive had a sudden epiphany. It just came to me as I was taking my shoes off. Ill cut right to it and let me know if you think it will fly.

Ok picture a typical car wash.

You drive through and water squirts on your car then brushes clean it followed by a rinse and dry.

I want to take the same concept and invent a shower that washes your person. You dont have to do anything except pick settings.

You step into the shower and a revolving floor spins you around while various brushes scrub you. The a rinse, then a blow dry.

Genius?

I dunno Nomad----------I have always liked the sensuality of soaping up myself or female partner. Lathering and rinsing smoooooth flesh - Oh Boy--

And the blow dry? Hard to replace a soft warm terry cloth robe.

But other than that-----------------I like your idea.:-6

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:50 pm

Can't I just go jump in the pool instead? Do I really have to be automated?:p:p

almostfamous · Post by **almostfamous** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:54 pm

Nomad;1231919 wrote: So if you were a rich person would you want to be automatically showered?

You dont have to do anything except just stand there.

Can you see how clever that is?

Clever indeed. Do you get to choose your soapy concoction? Or is this mainlined to a family-size jug you have to purchase from Costco or Sam's?

I'm a lover of pear-apple softsoap body wash muhself.

Lon;1231921 wrote: II have always liked the sensuality of soaping up myself or female partner. Lathering and rinsing smoooooth flesh - Oh Boy--

For some reason I feel dirty now

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:59 pm

The spinning around might be a problem for those with weak stomachs, but other than that I would give it a try what the heck. :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:02 pm

Will it wash the doggie too?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:03 pm

Pear apple, strawberry turpentine, anything you want.

Lon, it makes me really uncomfortable when you get sensual on me.

Lets try to divert the thoughts from warm towels on your buttocks to futuristic spin drying for rich lazy people.

Yes duck...go jump in a pool.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:04 pm

Nomad;1231912 wrote: Ive had a sudden epiphany. It just came to me as I was taking my shoes off. Ill cut right to it and let me know if you think it will fly.

Ok picture a typical car wash.

You drive through and water squirts on your car then brushes clean it followed by a rinse and dry.

I want to take the same concept and invent a shower that washes your person. You dont have to do anything except pick settings.

You step into the shower and a revolving floor spins you around while various brushes scrub you. The a rinse, then a blow dry.

Genius?

what happens when I throw up from being spun around?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:05 pm

chonsigirl;1231927 wrote: Will it wash the doggie too?

Oh my God.....yes I suppose you can wash the dog.

Is no one here a visionary?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:06 pm

Odie;1231929 wrote: what happens when I throw up from being spun around?

No problem. Just hit the start button again.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:07 pm

Nomad;1231933 wrote: No problem. Just hit the start button again.

but, but...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:08 pm

Nomad;1231928 wrote: Pear apple, strawberry turpentine, anything you want.

Lon, it makes me really uncomfortable when you get sensual on me.

Lets try to divert the thoughts from warm towels on your buttocks to futuristic spin drying for rich lazy people.

Yes duck...go jump in a pool.

I already did:yh_rotfl

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:11 pm

Here is someones idea Nomie not sure I like planting my face in a mask. :wah:

[QUOTE]High speed whole body automatic shower

Fast hygiene.

(+5) [vote for,

against]

This consists of a cubicle or cylinder, about the size of a regular shower stall. It's made of stainless steel. Arrayed all around the interior are small nozzles.

Protruding from the wall is a facemask. To activate the system, you press your face into the mask, then reach up and grasp two handles above your head. If you take your face away from the mask, or release the handles, the system shuts off.

When the sequence activates, the nozzles first squirt soapy foam all over your body. The head is targeted with your choice of shampoo (This whole process only takes 2 to 3 seconds). Then the foam is washed off by fine but extremely forceful jets of water. A very mild abrasive might be entrained in the water to remove dirt and dead skin. Then you get soaped again, then rinsed again. Then soaped again, then rinsed again.

A buzzer sounds and you can let go of the handles and take your face away from the mask. A small shower jet triggers; you wash your face with soap from a dispenser, and rinse.

You then "assume the position" again and the drying cycle starts. Warm air blasts at you, drying you in a matter of a few seconds.

A minute after entering, you step out of the shower cubicle, clean, dry and invigorated. The annual chore is complete in record time.

[EDIT] There is a "priming" system that makes sure that when the water squirts from the nozzles, it's at the right temeprature before you enter; most of the controls are outside the cubicle.

[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:23 pm

CARLA;1231936 wrote: Here is someones idea Nomie not sure I like planting my face in a mask. :wah:

WHATEVER !

Damnit.

Im going to go take a shower the hard old fashioned way then watch the Favreher Fever news.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:25 pm

I like the blow dry part.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:29 pm

hoppy;1231939 wrote: I like the blow dry part.

Thank you.

Clearly you yourself are a clever clever man.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:24 pm

the spin cycle wouldn't really be necessary - doesn't a little man come out to dab the water drops??

keep your day job.

Patsy

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:25 am

i'm very impressed

i need more info on the blow job i mean blow dry :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:24 am

I love the idea! Could you make one that allows you to lie down rather than stand? I'm sure it would appeal to the rich lonely geeky engineer demographic.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:31 am

Put in an option for it to wash the towels and dry them when you're done. Save on the housework.

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:25 am

Nomad;1231916 wrote: Its automated damnit. Its for rich people like Tiger Woods or Zsa Zsa Gabor.
The "real rich" most likely would rather have "live hot babes, or hot hunks" do the washing, instead of a robot!

I know I would! :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:44 am

Accountable;1232008 wrote: I love the idea! Could you make one that allows you to lie down rather than stand? I'm sure it would appeal to the rich lonely geeky engineer demographic.

Thought of it and the wife poo pooed it.

The one drawback is you might have to raise your own arms but Im working on that.