Random thoughts

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1. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

2. There is an overwhelming need for sarcasm font.

3. LOL has somehow gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

4. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

6. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

7. Was learning cursive really necessary?

8. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't understand what they said?

9. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

10. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

11. Bad decisions make good stories. And fascinating news on some channels.

12. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

13. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

14. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

15. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.



16. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.