New deodorant

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:42 pm

I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said Remove cap and Push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I pass gas the room smells awesome!!!

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:53 pm

There's a new personal hygene spray for men. It's called "umpire". It's for foul balls.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:37 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Not much to do but laugh.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:30 am

hoppy;1247452 wrote: I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said Remove cap and Push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I pass gas the room smells awesome!!!

see what happens when you take the written word literally without question?:sneaky:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:00 am

Pete went into the chemists and asked for deodorant. The assistant asked 'Ball type'? He said 'No, it's for under my arms'.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:01 am

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:28 pm

great stuff hopster:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:36 pm

oscar;1247581 wrote: I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

:yh_rotfl That's good. And, it reminds me of my friend Glen. He's blind. After I had lived in my apartment building a year, Glen asked if he could use my name as a reference when he applied for an apartment here. I said sure. Some days later the manager called me to her office and asked me about Glen. I told her he's a great guy except for one thing. "What", she asked. I said, he's a peeping Tom.

She ordered me out of her office.

Barman · Post by **Barman** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:46 pm

I always use an Anti Deodorant called "Invisible", you spray it on and become invisible then everyone wonders where the stink is coming from.