Loonies I know....

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:26 am

Friend of mine managed to bite the inside of his mouth a while back. It went manky and this is the email we received explaining why he was not going to join us for the Rugby match the rest of us went to. (It's also slightly experimental - will the humour get across to people who don't know the writer...?)

My mouth is playing up big time, finally decided that the single celled organism was beating my body, even though I have been training it from an early age to survive anything (the major use of donor kebabs). I am on antibiotics and pain-killers, which as you know is rare because I am always careful what I put in my body.

I will leave you with some thoughts.

When a nurse says: “our mouths are disgusting.

Do not respond with: “Speak for yourself

When a nurse says: “you have slight temperature, 97.8

It is not big or clever to respond: “that is not a temperature, it’s a radio station.

A nurse will not agree wit the proposition “A large quantity of alcohol is an excellent way of sterilizing the mouth.

This is also the bloke who told the top Japanese manager for Toshiba UK that said manager was an idle f**kwit timeserving until retirement and is still employed by them, though not allowed to communicate with Japan!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:42 am

Clodhopper;1248044 wrote: This is also the bloke who told the top Japanese manager for Toshiba UK that said manager was an idle f**kwit timeserving until retirement and is still employed by them, though not allowed to communicate with Japan!

LMFAO! What a brilliant mate to have! LOVE his great sense of humour! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:53 am

HOW he gets away with it, I don't know - beyond the fact that he's brilliant at his job and has a knack for using senior management's own provable words against them three months later.

Bet that poor Jap hasn't stopped goldfishing yet!