Double Entendres

[Barman]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:





1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'





2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'





3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'





4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'





5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'





6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'





7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!





8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'





9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '





10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'





11.. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'





12... Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

[Oscar Namechange]

brilliant

[Bryn Mawr]

You missed one of the best :-

We welcome World Service listeners to the Oval, where the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.

It being a test between England and the West Indies the bowler was indeed Michael Holding and the batsman was Peter Willey.



A few more?

From Athletics, when a runner accelerated and overtook the field :-

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

We all know about Linford's lunch box but this was referring to his results :-

Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.



Rugby's come up with more than it's fair share :-

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

[AussiePam]

GUFFAW

:yh_rotfl

[Rapunzel]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Hilarious! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[mikeinie]

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Brilliant :yh_rotfl

[qsducks]

Am sitting here lol...really funny stuff:yh_rotfl

[Oscar Namechange]

The racing fraternity are censured as to what they can name racehorses. One was banned from calling his 'A Horse' as the racing commentary would have at some time Included ' Dessert Orchid is coming up the rear of A horse'.

Would have been fun to hear though.

BTW... Did anyone know that Red Rum was Originally called Murder and was not allowed to race in that name? So they spelt it backwards to get his name.