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Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:09 am

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.

Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember these people can vote!!

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:13 am

I think I know a couple of those people!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:20 am

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank From repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

You'll love this ..........

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The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:13 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Brilliant Immy! Love 'em! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:16 am

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:23 am

way to go immy :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:01 pm

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

these are really good Immy!:guitarist

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:24 am

Hysterical Immy.....Thanks:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:50 am

I wish I could claim credit for these, my friend sends me loads of stuff on email.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:56 am

Imladris;1257406 wrote: I wish I could claim credit for these, my friend sends me loads of stuff on email.

I wouldn't mind claiming a few either Iggy!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl