10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Beer better than religion
Beer better than religion
have I told you I hate beer?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
Beer better than religion
hoppy;1258290 wrote:
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
It told me I can, when I obviously couldn't.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
It told me I can, when I obviously couldn't.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
Beer better than religion
hoppy;1258290 wrote: 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
No one will come along and complain about you disrespecting their beer
No one will try and tell you you are going to hell for drinking the wrong brand.
No one will tell you the pub is going to de destroyed as punishment for not drinking the right beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
No one will come along and complain about you disrespecting their beer
No one will try and tell you you are going to hell for drinking the wrong brand.
No one will tell you the pub is going to de destroyed as punishment for not drinking the right beer.
Beer better than religion
You can believe in more than one brand of beer.
Beer drinkers have no clothing restrictions, in fact you can drink beer wearing no clothes at all if you wish.
Everything looks better with beer.
Beer won't condemn you to burn in hell if you try some wine instead.
You can leave beer at any time and come back later.
Beer drinkers have no clothing restrictions, in fact you can drink beer wearing no clothes at all if you wish.
Everything looks better with beer.
Beer won't condemn you to burn in hell if you try some wine instead.
You can leave beer at any time and come back later.
Beer better than religion
Actually, there are some definite similarities between religion and beer.
Blokes invented beer in response to a deep human thirst
Blokes build temples in which to celebrate dutifully
Blokes who drink lots of beer (wdlob) know everything and are absolutely right
Blokes wdlob will earbash your socks off
Blokes wdlob think they are God's gift to women
Blokes wdlob know that no really means yes
Blokes wdlob usually end up fighting each other
Blokes invented beer in response to a deep human thirst
Blokes build temples in which to celebrate dutifully
Blokes who drink lots of beer (wdlob) know everything and are absolutely right
Blokes wdlob will earbash your socks off
Blokes wdlob think they are God's gift to women
Blokes wdlob know that no really means yes
Blokes wdlob usually end up fighting each other
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Beer better than religion
Famous quote on beer
by Homer Simpson
"mmmm beeeeer"
by Homer Simpson
"mmmm beeeeer"
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Beer better than religion
Not so famous quote on beer
By Minks
Mmmmmm beer
By Minks
Mmmmmm beer
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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Beer better than religion
AussiePam;1258938 wrote: Actually, there are some definite similarities between religion and beer.
Blokes invented beer in response to a deep human thirst
Blokes build temples in which to celebrate dutifully
Blokes who drink lots of beer (wdlob) know everything and are absolutely right
Blokes wdlob will earbash your socks off
Blokes wdlob think they are God's gift to women
Blokes wdlob know that no really means yes
Blokes wdlob usually end up fighting each other
Hmmm. Substitute "make up/shoes/handbags" for "beer"...(and women for men/blokes)
Blokes invented beer in response to a deep human thirst
Blokes build temples in which to celebrate dutifully
Blokes who drink lots of beer (wdlob) know everything and are absolutely right
Blokes wdlob will earbash your socks off
Blokes wdlob think they are God's gift to women
Blokes wdlob know that no really means yes
Blokes wdlob usually end up fighting each other
Hmmm. Substitute "make up/shoes/handbags" for "beer"...(and women for men/blokes)
The crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
Lone voice: "I'm not."
Lone voice: "I'm not."
Beer better than religion
Beer Mmmmmmmmmm Carlsberg Export double Mmmmmmmmmmm
Beer better than religion
Barman;1258952 wrote: Beer Mmmmmmmmmm Carlsberg Export double Mmmmmmmmmmm
Mmmmm Beer
Steamwhistle Pilsner mmmmmm
Mmmmm Beer
Steamwhistle Pilsner mmmmmm
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Beer better than religion
Clodhopper;1258949 wrote: Hmmm. Substitute "make up/shoes/handbags" for "beer"...(and women for men/blokes)
Now that's just unkind. And a complete cruel lie, as well..
I mean fashion was created by men, gay men... and imposed on women.
Sigh.... now you've upset me. I don't drink beer. Is there any other alcohol around - like a nice chilled glass of champers, to liven up me spirits. Purely for medicinal purposes of course.
Work is the curse of the drinking class... hic
Now that's just unkind. And a complete cruel lie, as well..
I mean fashion was created by men, gay men... and imposed on women.
Sigh.... now you've upset me. I don't drink beer. Is there any other alcohol around - like a nice chilled glass of champers, to liven up me spirits. Purely for medicinal purposes of course.
Work is the curse of the drinking class... hic
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Beer better than religion
AussiePam;1259029 wrote: Now that's just unkind. And a complete cruel lie, as well..
I mean fashion was created by men, gay men... and imposed on women.
Sigh.... now you've upset me. I don't drink beer. Is there any other alcohol around - like a nice chilled glass of champers, to liven up me spirits. Purely for medicinal purposes of course.
Work is the curse of the drinking class... hic
I was visiting an australian female friend-when I asked she why she kept her beer in the salad boxes of her fridge her reply was it's the coolest part of the fridge where else should you put it. There is someone who had her priorities right-cold beer warm lettuce.
I mean fashion was created by men, gay men... and imposed on women.
Sigh.... now you've upset me. I don't drink beer. Is there any other alcohol around - like a nice chilled glass of champers, to liven up me spirits. Purely for medicinal purposes of course.
Work is the curse of the drinking class... hic
I was visiting an australian female friend-when I asked she why she kept her beer in the salad boxes of her fridge her reply was it's the coolest part of the fridge where else should you put it. There is someone who had her priorities right-cold beer warm lettuce.
Beer better than religion
Getting one's poison the exact right temperature does require initiative, gmc. Either that or you learn how to adjust the fridge thermostat.. Being non-mechanical, I opted for a separate bar fridge - which probably had been preset to an excellent level of coolth - I do like my champers properly chilled. :sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"