Requiem for the Banned

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:50 pm

In another thread Mikeinie was lamenting the passing of Sexy Angel, who he'd met too late, and not even had a chance to say g'day to. This got my single blonde neuron furiously working and I had a thought...

Maybe we should make a special thread - a sort of memorial garden where we can celebrate the brief but often colourful passing of the banned.

I don't mean the heroic banned - those who earned the privilege through the shedding of blood sweat and tears, but the sad, faceless, unsung brigade who trolled their way softly in here to preach some small meaningless message, to bring to us perhaps a website offering penile enhancement, or a magic weightloss program, or a lawnmower that drives itself or a cell phone that brushes your teeth while playing Waltzing Matilda.

If we are hard hearted, bad eyed and loveless, killer type Gardeners, we can rip off wings, count trophy scalps, and turn what's left into baubles for the FG Christmas Tree.

If we're gentle souls who wish noone ill, we can pause for a moment and remember that there but for the grace of the Mods go we.

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May I lay Sexy Angel to rest in this place, the first fruits of the Gathering.

Alas poor Sexy Angel now

We never knew him, anyhow

Bereft of harp and feathers he

Now graces for eternity

The high point of our Chrissie tree

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:12 pm

Excellent Pam !!! :guitarist :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:12 pm

She was a girl all nice and smiley

Hello, she said imsarahmiley

We don't know what she came to sell

The excommunication bell

With book and candle tolled its knell

And banned her bootie down to hell

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/intro ... ost1261990

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:22 pm

Perhaps I should say, but without glee

That all these spammers go on a spree

Adverts a plenty in posts and siggy

But they aint too clever for you or me !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:12 pm

one was just a little ham

who only left us some spam

now when we looked

his goose now cooked

mods made another grand slam

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:22 pm

He was the FG ladies man,

Before his posts lead to a ban.

He did return, but in disguise;

Not realizing we were wise.

Yes, he had alot to say.

We said farewell to ol' JJ.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:32 pm

GUFFAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see all our creative juices are flowing !!!

One thing you can say about Pam

She's completely allergic to spam

As for emailing bacon

Don't go there, she's achin

To whambam it unread, thankyou ma'am

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:49 pm

Anyone here have Facebook? What are some of the Applications you play? I played one recently called One Minute Mogul. Can start your own company, hire your friends, then fire them if you want

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/elect ... ost1065243

Lalalala - your visit was brief

In One Minute Mogul you're chief

But in old FG land

It's you who got canned

This outpouring expresses our grief

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:56 pm

Good grief, here’s another one

Just when posting was so much fun

Popped on for awhile

Sent to the compost pile

Now to wash dishes I run.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:36 pm

A mod's work is never done, Chonsi!!!

Maybe we should rechristen Mods "Cleaners" - :sneaky:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/intro ... ost1261189

In our Garden - our Mods are the boss

They sure knew how to waste ZewsZilkJosse

They rumbled and reamed him

And as cleaners they cleaned him

It isn't that much of a loss

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:04 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/intro ... ost1261189

Here lies camelialong

She got it quite terribly wrong

She hoped for new learning

Now her entrails are burning

And that is the end of her song

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:10 pm

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/intro ... ost1261189

AnticGod lasted longer than most

He managed to write a sixth post

Twas the last that he wrote

Before he got smote

And we had him for breakfast - on toast

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:43 am

Asad tried it with another

Thought it clever to cause some bother

One PC but two operators

But BB sent them to the craters !!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:51 am

Sunnylu pushed fashion clothes,

She advertised her fashion modes,

But in steps Abbs, as is her wont,

Chopped off her hems, and told her "DON'T" !!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:56 am

GUFFAW

RIP Sunnylu and Asad!!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:07 am

I think I like this thread Ms.Pam

It takes the 'P' at all the spam, :p

These pratts keep trying, they're ten-a-penny, :rolleyes:

They try so hard - we just think it's funny ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:14 am

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/arts- ... ost1264477

Should we skyjack skyjill or just wait

Till the mods come and sort out her fate

It's not very forgiving

To bury the living

But let's make her lamented and late

or maybe

Skyjill may yet not be a troll

In fact she may well be a doll

But if we vivisect her

Can we still resurrect her

If she turns out legit after oll??

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:24 am

AussiePam;1264501 wrote: http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/arts- ... ost1264477

Should we skyjack skyjill or just wait

Till the mods come and sort out her fate

It's not very forgiving

To bury the living

But let's make her lamented and late

or maybe

Skyjill may yet not be a troll

In fact she may well be a doll

But if we vivisect her

Can we still resurrect her

If she turns out legit after oll??

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:29 am

Alice too, promoting clothes and shoes,

But Abbs, again was on her toes !

They think they can spam, more and more,

But Abbs, as always, is quick on the draw ! :yh_cowboy

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:57 am

There once was a bloke named Jives

who got blown out like leaves,

every now and then, tries to pop in again,

and shown the door once more if you please.

:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:40 am

I remember Ladycop;

then all her words began to stop.

Her words to me were always kind;

And here, she left a friend behind.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:24 pm

Raven;1264510 wrote: There once was a bloke named Jives

who got blown out like leaves,

every now and then, tries to pop in again,

and shown the door once more if you please.

:yh_rotfl

At the risk of making you faint

Defunct is one thing that Jives aint

That bold dashing fella

And fine story teller

Came back to his friends as The Saint

Attached files

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:37 pm

DITTO..!! as I'm not word smith such as you along-for-the-ride.

[QUOTE]I remember Ladycop;

then all her words began to stop.

Her words to me were always kind;

And here, she left a friend behind.[/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:46 pm

along-for-the-ride;1264524 wrote: I remember Ladycop;

then all her words began to stop.

Her words to me were always kind;

And here, she left a friend behind.

G'day Carla - you reckon we should widen this thread to include the heroic banned. I've no problem with that. Lady Cop was the first person who was kind enough to befriend me when I first joined FG. I share the sentiments of AFTR's fine poem.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:54 pm

along-for-the-ride;1264524 wrote: I remember Ladycop;

then all her words began to stop.

Her words to me were always kind;

And here, she left a friend behind.

If y'all remember LadyCop, she's still around

At 24 hour forum is where she'll be found

On Crimes and Trials she has a thread

And she's still posting there when I go to bed

On Amber Alerts she's really hot

She really tells the folks what's what

She's really welcoming to her friends from FG

And I bet she'd love to see each of thee

Why not join up, post on forums two

A little diversity is so good for you

She's just as lovely as you remember

Treat yourself, join up, before December.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:42 pm

The original intention of this thread was just a bit of mischievous whimsy dealing with the misadventures of the small trolls who come in here to spruik their product, tout for business etc and then vanish into outer darkness, unloved and unsung.

It's gone somewhere else now, and that's how threads work in FG.

Have a great day, Everyone!! I'm off to the beach.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:18 pm

AussiePam;1264689 wrote: The original intention of this thread was just a bit of mischievous whimsy dealing with the misadventures of the small trolls who come in here to spruik their product, tout for business etc and then vanish into outer darkness, unloved and unsung.

It's gone somewhere else now, and that's how threads work in FG.

Have a great day, Everyone!! I'm off to the beach.

Enjoy !!!! :-6

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:32 pm

Along-for-the-ride and AussiePam if you wouldn't mind I would like to send your lovely poem's to LC she would be so please and would most likely post them at 24. Let me know if its is OK??

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:06 pm

Julian Boisier, the latest chancer,

To sell Lord of the Rings armour, he thought was his answer !

But yours truly noticed and drew back her bow,

In no uncertain terms he was told he must go ! :rolleyes:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:59 pm

CARLA;1264739 wrote: Along-for-the-ride and AussiePam if you wouldn't mind I would like to send your lovely poem's to LC she would be so please and would most likely post them at 24. Let me know if its is OK??

>And Rapunzel?< :-4

LC likes Punzelly's poem too.

:-6

LC wishes Happy Holidays to all the ladies who were so lovely to her. :-4:-4

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:03 pm

Whoops I got it wrong I'm so sorry Rap I thought it was AussiePam who wrote it my blunder.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:05 pm

AussiePam;1264689 wrote: The original intention of this thread was just a bit of mischievous whimsy dealing with the misadventures of the small trolls who come in here to spruik their product, tout for business etc and then vanish into outer darkness, unloved and unsung.

It's gone somewhere else now, and that's how threads work in FG.

Have a great day, Everyone!! I'm off to the beach.

Pammie's thread had a wiggle

Pammie had a little giggle

To see her thread had gone astray

Knowing most threads go that way

So lets drag this thread back, within reach

Whilst Pammie sips champers at the beach!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:09 pm

CARLA;1264761 wrote: Whoops I got it wrong I'm so sorry Rap I thought it was AussiePam who wrote it my blunder.

I don't wonder

At your blunder

It's very easily done!

There's so many posts

This forum boasts

So please don't worry hun! :-4

:):-6:-6

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:12 pm

Thank you Rap I deserver a slap for my blunder.. :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:14 pm

CARLA;1264765 wrote: Thank you Rap I deserver a slap for my blunder.. :wah:

Well I hope Santa sends you a sexy fireman with a washboard chest to deliver all the punishment you think you might need this Christmas. Ho Ho Ho

;);):-4:-4:-4

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:40 pm

I think you ladies have gone just a tad off topic !

I've tried to bring it back in line

While Pam is bathing in the brine,

Perhaps you ladies could start another thread,

Then you can chat away till you go to bed ! :rolleyes: :-5

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:46 pm

G#Gill;1264772 wrote: I think you ladies have gone just a tad off topic !

I've tried to bring it back in line

While Pam is bathing in the brine,

Perhaps you ladies could start another thread,

Then you can chat away till you go to bed ! :rolleyes: :-5

Only a tad, so lets bring it back

To give those spammers a verbal smack

A pinch, a punch, a slap, a whack

Okay now, we're back on track!

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:51 pm

Rapunzel;1264774 wrote: Only a tad, so lets bring it back

To give those spammers a verbal smack

A pinch, a punch, a slap, a whack

Okay now, we're back on track!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:03 pm

Aussie Pam will be happy when she gets back.

To find her thread is back on track.

Let's keep it this way & make her day.

She may come back in here to play;)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:42 pm

AussiePam;1264350 wrote:

A. If we are hard hearted, bad eyed and loveless, killer type Gardeners, we can rip off wings, count trophy scalps, and turn what's left into baubles for the FG Christmas Tree.

B. If we're gentle souls who wish noone ill, we can pause for a moment and remember that there but for the grace of the Mods go we.

A.

Burn them alive.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:40 am

Eye surgery came and then went

We decided his name was just bent

Bless him for trying

But now he's off crying

Sod off cos on here you can't vent.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:29 am

G'day Abbey, Nomad, Rapunzel, MrsK, Gilly, Carla.

Over 40 degrees Celsius here today and I think my brain has melted. The beach had sea breezes which were nice - but I stayed out of the sun. Went to the cinema where it was air conditioned. The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus - Keith Ledger's last film. Very Monty Pythonesque, and weirdly fun. Nomadesque even.

This evening has been the final of Australian Idol and I've been watching it on television and sort of in stereo at the Opera House too. The fireworks were awesome - but 15 seconds out of sync. Maybe that was in case any individual firework was really a troll or something. My favourite, the cool Rock Chick, didn't win - but has a recording contract anyway.

On the topic of concerts - big Pearl Jam concert on here too this afternoon. Now that must have been mega mega hot. My daughter's Parisian girlfriend sent her a couple of tickets as a gift!!! Hope she took lots of water with her and a hat.. cluck cluck cluck... But I digress...

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I see one new troll has been spiflicated!! Nice work, Abbey.

Bushfires are raging round here at present, so maybe we should try and persuade Nomie to put the matches down. Instead, let's freeze the next trollbie. We could put snow in its ears, and pelt it with ice cubes before attaching it to skis and tossing it down the triple black, skull and crossbone slope, which leads to outer darkness, perdition etc where there will be wailing and g-nashing of teeth. Pant pant pant... :sneaky:

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:29 am

So here I am, in a memorial thread,

Once known as jives, then left for dead,

Thanks to much later save,

I'm risen from the grave,

Does that make me a zombie instead?:-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:15 pm

Saint_;1264869 wrote: So here I am, in a memorial thread,

Once known as jives, then left for dead,

Thanks to much later save,

I'm risen from the grave,

Does that make me a zombie instead?:-2

Things go bump in the night in this thread

I wake up, leap out of my bed

Cross myself then I faint

Have I just seen a saint?

Or a vampire or walking undead

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:16 pm

AussiePam;1264892 wrote: Things go bump in the night in this thread

I wake up, leap out of my bed

Cross myself then I faint

Have I just seen a saint?

Or a vampire or walking undead
:wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:27 pm

Hey, it's just you and me, Saint.... haunting this thread..... WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's like Halloween all over again. You got any silver bullets??? I'll go get garlic and we can do mischief!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:12 pm

Quoth the General "God is not mocked -

And smites single sex couples". He knocked

Those who smoke fags as well

Now it's his turn for hell

He may find he's alone and be shocked.

Quote:

Originally Posted by General 21 View Post

God is not mocked.Galatians 6:9-10

Fags are the abomination and they go to Hell.Romans 1:26-32 and Leviticus 18:22.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:12 pm

Lady Cop, Lady Cop, I joined too late,

On Forum Garden, to make you my mate,

Yet fate played a hand and we met in the end,

I so pleased to say, you are now my friend,

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:52 pm

G'day Oscar - didn't know you knew LadyCop. Amazing how much "cross fertilisation" there seems to be on the web.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:47 am

Pain Relief yet another spammer

Betty squashed him with her hammer

banned for life with the other dead heads

Its time for the mods to take their meds:D