So there's this 85 year old guy that goes to the doctor for a routine check-up. The doc asks him if all is well. The elderly man replies that his home life is great - his 18 year old wife is pregnant and expecting their child soon.
The doc wistfully says to older man, "Let me tell you a story." There was once this hunter - a very dedicated hunter - who never missed any hunting season of any year. Well on one particular day - it was opening day of bear season - the hunter got in a hurry and instead of grabbing his gun, grabbed his umbrella.
Off the hunter went to the woods. Well as luck would have it, a few hours into the hunt, a bear appears and the hunter reaches for what he thinks is his gun. Unknowingly, he picks up his umbrella, aims it at the bear and yells "bang." The bear collapses on the ground - the hunter has claimed his prey.
The older man says in disbelief to his doctor, "There's no way the hunter could've killed the bear with his umbrella - someone else must've taken the shot." The doc replies by saying, "That's exactly the point I've been trying to make to you."
:D
Parting shots...
Parting shots...
Now THAT is tact! :wah:
Parting shots...
OUCH !!, must not have read the fine print on the Viagra bottle:yh_worry
Old age and treachery, is an acceptable response to overwelming youth and skill 