Wall Street Party

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:17 am

Get your 'snow' here. :yh_rotfl

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Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:19 am

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

Why WALMART???

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.

"Yes we do," he says. "Would you like to buy some?"

"No," she replies. "But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?"

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farmer giles · Post by **farmer giles** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:12 am

thanks again rap :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:52 am

Very funny Rap and thanks for the laugh this morning :yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:31 am

I couldn't resist joining in:

;)

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:53 am

Thanks guys :-4

Life can be tough, we all need a little humour to brighten our day. :-6

A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"