I was sent these today, happy reading.

[el guapo]

I was sent these today, happy reading.

The following are all replies that Luton women

have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the

section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way....

Who's your Daddy?

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,

Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am

unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but

I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my

child as I was being sick out of a window when taken

unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list

of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little

girl. She was conceived at a party at

360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do

remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you

do manage to track down the father, can you please send me

his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my

daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my

stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW

service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a

Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate

and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he

informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that

would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn

between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise.

7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do

catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my

AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time....

well, I don't have clue..

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was

conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic

Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing

that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme

about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and

watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56

Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you

can't be sure which one made you fart.

[G#Gill]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Odie]

:wah::wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[CARLA]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



[QUOTE]10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you

can't be sure which one made you fart.[/QUOTE]

[Jazzy]

Brilliant! :yh_rotfl

[el guapo]

i thought that it was funny