Hmmm... OK, I'll bite. When I was very young, a wild friend and I spent one summer night carousing around the streets pulling pranks like turning on fire hydrants and throwing rocks at passing cars.
Well the owners of one such car, teenagers slightly older and bigger than us, took offense to that. All six of them piled out of a car and proceeded to chase us vociferously on foot. Scared to death that we'd get a beating, we ran at full blast up the street and cut between two houses. The way seemed clear, but as we hurtled headlong between the houses, we found that there was an all-but-invisible fence of eight-foot-high chicken wire strung across the way.
We both piled at full speed into it,and I could feel it cutting up my face and hands. Still being chased, and with our pursuers close behind howling for blood, we had no time to lie there and suffer, so we jumped up and ran out into the (now open because the fence had collapsed from the shock) backyard.
All the lights came on at once and a man with a cordless phone began screaming at us from a balcony. We stood riveted to the spot for a second, much like deer in headlights, until he raised the phone and shouted something about "police!" at us, then we looked at each other in horror and took off at a sprint straight ahead to what looked like another darkened backyard.
It was a backyard, all right. But it happened to be about ten feet lower than the one we were in! It only looked level because of the lighting. We sailed right off the edge and crashed head-over-heels to darkness below. Lying there dazed, I suddenly heard barking! Oh No! There was a dog in this yard! And it sounded like a killer! Even though the wind was knocked out of us, we sprang up and, completely fear-crazed by now, dashed for the fence which we managed, with much scraping and tearing of our skin and clothes, to vault over to the street beyond. As I desperately climbed over the fence, hoping that the huge-sounding dog didn't get my foot for dinner, I glanced back to see nothing bigger than a small terrier!
Finally on the next street over, I looked around. We had apparently lost our pursuers. (No wonder!) I looked at my friend. He was muddy. His clothes hung in rags and tatters. He was bloody on his shins and elbows, his hair was standing straight up all over, and his face was a red maze of hexagons! I knew I probably looked worse. We decided we had had enough adventure for the night and since it was 4 am, we wearily trudged home.
The embarrassing part? I had been staying over at his house for the night and we had jumped out the window after hours to go on our 'adventures." When we got back, we learned that his mother had found the window open, had locked it, and was patiently waiting at the front door for us!
Yep.... "grounded for a month" was the verdict.
