You Might be a Yankee If...
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5) You don't know what a moon pie is.
6) You've never had grain alcohol.
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra.
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips.
10) You have no idea what a polecat is.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head.
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
13) You don't have bangs.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut.
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show.
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you
guys," even if both of them are women.
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife
show.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on An on*ramp on the highway.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.
28) You don't know what appliqued is.
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within
the context of a football game.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
32) You've never been to a craft show.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
You might be a yankee if-
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You Might be a Yankee If...
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."....................It is
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!.......... hate ketchup, what is up with that stufff it's revolting.........tomatoe sauce will do me
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly........of course not!!!
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits......ummmm who the hell eats potatoes for breakfast , what's all that about?
5) You don't know what a moon pie is..........ummm nope
6) You've never had grain alcohol.......does that include corn ? (snigger)
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra......that's a plant right?
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.......of course I'm not an animal
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips.........If that bloody bull doesn't shut the hell up tonight I'll shoot it myself......answer your question?
10) You have no idea what a polecat is......no I admit I don't .....elaberate.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head.....*snigger, no I know all about them hee heee heeeeee
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle....now i have a poodle cross bishon frise ..........why the hell would you put a jumper on somthing with so much fur?
13) You don't have bangs.........I do ....and they are sexy ..or so I'm told.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags......six flags is a hotel chain right ?
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut.,,,,,,,,nope never kicked out of anywhere
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show...................there's a lot of law putting one of those shows together
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you
guys," even if both of them are women.........have since i was little
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent...who is Howard Stern?.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife
show..........shall not incriminate myself
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach........umm this is obviously an american thing ....no comment
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house...........I have three cans and duck tape lol
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on An on*ramp on the highway...actually the last time I smiled was this afternoon when I wiped out a flock of stupid rainbow lorikeets on the road....
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores........hmmm actually I do .........
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus........Nah been very close to the mexian border. ......you don't get too close for particular reasons.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses............pfft oh for goodness sake.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping............doesn't everyone?
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt...............what's wrong with a hand knitted jumper?
28) You don't know what appliqued is......you're kidding?
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within
the context of a football game......hmmmm nope
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob).................ummm no actually
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one......I do have doillies and yes I know how to make them, doesn't everyone know how to make lace?
32) You've never been to a craft show.......many in fact.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you......I'm the one who freaks everybody out.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.....umm that's twenty five cents isn't it?
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.........the only fur coat I have I brought in America before PETA took hold ...it's gorgeous. and very very warm ..
so am i a yankie?
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."....................It is
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!.......... hate ketchup, what is up with that stufff it's revolting.........tomatoe sauce will do me
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly........of course not!!!
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits......ummmm who the hell eats potatoes for breakfast , what's all that about?
5) You don't know what a moon pie is..........ummm nope
6) You've never had grain alcohol.......does that include corn ? (snigger)
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra......that's a plant right?
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.......of course I'm not an animal
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips.........If that bloody bull doesn't shut the hell up tonight I'll shoot it myself......answer your question?
10) You have no idea what a polecat is......no I admit I don't .....elaberate.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head.....*snigger, no I know all about them hee heee heeeeee
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle....now i have a poodle cross bishon frise ..........why the hell would you put a jumper on somthing with so much fur?
13) You don't have bangs.........I do ....and they are sexy ..or so I'm told.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags......six flags is a hotel chain right ?
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut.,,,,,,,,nope never kicked out of anywhere
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show...................there's a lot of law putting one of those shows together
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you
guys," even if both of them are women.........have since i was little
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent...who is Howard Stern?.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife
show..........shall not incriminate myself
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach........umm this is obviously an american thing ....no comment
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house...........I have three cans and duck tape lol
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on An on*ramp on the highway...actually the last time I smiled was this afternoon when I wiped out a flock of stupid rainbow lorikeets on the road....
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores........hmmm actually I do .........
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus........Nah been very close to the mexian border. ......you don't get too close for particular reasons.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses............pfft oh for goodness sake.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping............doesn't everyone?
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt...............what's wrong with a hand knitted jumper?
28) You don't know what appliqued is......you're kidding?
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within
the context of a football game......hmmmm nope
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob).................ummm no actually
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one......I do have doillies and yes I know how to make them, doesn't everyone know how to make lace?
32) You've never been to a craft show.......many in fact.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you......I'm the one who freaks everybody out.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.....umm that's twenty five cents isn't it?
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.........the only fur coat I have I brought in America before PETA took hold ...it's gorgeous. and very very warm ..
so am i a yankie?
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You might be a yankee if-
You Might be a Yankee If...
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." It does when cooking hamburgers and hotdogs. , but it's also that spicy pork.
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! Nope, rather bland
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly. What?
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. Grits are okay, but I prefer hash browns.
5) You don't know what a moon pie is. Sweet big cookie.Gotta have an bottle of RC Cola with it though.
6) You've never had grain alcohol. Too strong for me.
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra. I like stewed okra with tomatoes. And fried okra.
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. What? Never...just need lots of napkins.
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips. I see live chickens briefly at work and I have cows grazing right across the road from home.
10) You have no idea what a polecat is. Nasty, but pretty varmits...another name for skunks.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head. It depends on who is telling the joke.
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. No poodle here...too much fuss.
13) You don't have bangs. My bangs curve to the side of my face.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. Eihter place is fun.
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut. lol
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show. Just so he likes his job, is good at it, and can pay his bills.
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you
guys," even if both of them are women. I use both expressions.
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent. Accent? He talks American.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife
show. No, but we do enjoy the attending the Car Shows and the Craftmens Fair.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. I do agree with that to a point..............higher salaries for our teachers.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house. A must have..........we gotta can somewhere.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on An on*ramp on the highway. Naw, I do admit smilingwhen I see blue lights flashing for another driver.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. Yep, Hubby has a few of those.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus. Been down to Florida...but that's not the Real South.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses. Nope.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping. Yuch...........how gross.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt. Why not? As long as it coordinates with what else you are wearing.
28) You don't know what appliqued is. Sure....adds a little personality to the outfit.
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within
the context of a football game. Well, let's not forget drive-in movies.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob) I know a few Bubbas
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. I have a couple small ones in my home.
32) You've never been to a craft show. I've been to several. Neat stuff.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. Subway? The nearest city isn't big enough for a subway.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters. Thank goodness, I have my washer and dryer right here in my home.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade. I don't own any fur coats.
I am what you call a "dam yankee". I grew up in the North, but have lived in the South for many years.
See ya later ya'll and you guys.
1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." It does when cooking hamburgers and hotdogs. , but it's also that spicy pork.
2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! Nope, rather bland
3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly. What?
4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits. Grits are okay, but I prefer hash browns.
5) You don't know what a moon pie is. Sweet big cookie.Gotta have an bottle of RC Cola with it though.
6) You've never had grain alcohol. Too strong for me.
7) You've never, ever, eaten Okra. I like stewed okra with tomatoes. And fried okra.
8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. What? Never...just need lots of napkins.
9) You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
road trips. I see live chickens briefly at work and I have cows grazing right across the road from home.
10) You have no idea what a polecat is. Nasty, but pretty varmits...another name for skunks.
11) Whenever someone tells an off*color joke about farm animals, it goes
over your head. It depends on who is telling the joke.
12) You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. No poodle here...too much fuss.
13) You don't have bangs. My bangs curve to the side of my face.
14) You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. Eihter place is fun.
15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the
same prep school in Connecticut. lol
16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show. Just so he likes his job, is good at it, and can pay his bills.
17) Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you
guys," even if both of them are women. I use both expressions.
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent. Accent? He talks American.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife
show. No, but we do enjoy the attending the Car Shows and the Craftmens Fair.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. I do agree with that to a point..............higher salaries for our teachers.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house. A must have..........we gotta can somewhere.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on An on*ramp on the highway. Naw, I do admit smilingwhen I see blue lights flashing for another driver.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores. Yep, Hubby has a few of those.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
Marcus. Been down to Florida...but that's not the Real South.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses. Nope.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the
road and stopping. Yuch...........how gross.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt. Why not? As long as it coordinates with what else you are wearing.
28) You don't know what appliqued is. Sure....adds a little personality to the outfit.
29) Most of your formative high school sexual experiences took place within
the context of a football game. Well, let's not forget drive-in movies.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,
Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob) I know a few Bubbas
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one. I have a couple small ones in my home.
32) You've never been to a craft show. I've been to several. Neat stuff.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you. Subway? The nearest city isn't big enough for a subway.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters. Thank goodness, I have my washer and dryer right here in my home.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade. I don't own any fur coats.
I am what you call a "dam yankee". I grew up in the North, but have lived in the South for many years.
See ya later ya'll and you guys.
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i know someone whos gonna love that!
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When I was growing up in South Florida, (In case you are wondering, watch the movie "Porky's". That was exactly where I grew up.)
there were Yankees, and Damn Yankees.
Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then went home in the spring.
Damn Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then STAYED.
There is a new trend in the Ozarks, BTW.
The kids are all saying "You Guys", instead of "y'all", these days.
They don't want y'all thinking they's uneducated.
Of course you can tell the REAL Ozark natives, 'cause the say, "you'ns"
there were Yankees, and Damn Yankees.
Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then went home in the spring.
Damn Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then STAYED.
There is a new trend in the Ozarks, BTW.
The kids are all saying "You Guys", instead of "y'all", these days.
They don't want y'all thinking they's uneducated.
Of course you can tell the REAL Ozark natives, 'cause the say, "you'ns"
The home of the soul is the Open Road.
- DH Lawrence
- DH Lawrence
You might be a yankee if-
LarsMac;1303124 wrote: When I was growing up in South Florida, (In case you are wondering, watch the movie "Porky's". That was exactly where I grew up.)
there were Yankees, and Damn Yankees.
Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then went home in the spring.
Damn Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then STAYED.
There is a new trend in the Ozarks, BTW.
The kids are all saying "You Guys", instead of "y'all", these days.
They don't want y'all thinking they's uneducated.
Of course you can tell the REAL Ozark natives, 'cause the say, "you'ns"
"You'ins" That's what they say in Pittsburgh! My kids still do.
there were Yankees, and Damn Yankees.
Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then went home in the spring.
Damn Yankees came down for the winter, spent their money, and then STAYED.
There is a new trend in the Ozarks, BTW.
The kids are all saying "You Guys", instead of "y'all", these days.
They don't want y'all thinking they's uneducated.
Of course you can tell the REAL Ozark natives, 'cause the say, "you'ns"
"You'ins" That's what they say in Pittsburgh! My kids still do.
You might be a yankee if-
My vision of the South has forever been tainted by the movie Deliverance, particularly this little bit of information......After a stray comment about moonshine offends the hillbillies, Bobby is forced at gunpoint to strip naked. McKinney's character chases after and physically harasses Bobby as he tries to escape. Bobby tries to escape, but McKinney's character holds him down. His ear is twisted to bring him to his hands and knees, and he is then ordered to "squeal like a pig" as McKinney's character rapes him. Ed is bound to a tree with his own belt, helpless as McKinney's character violently sodomizes Bobby. Deliverance - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Anything else really smells like cow dung and the misfortune of those being coincidentally enough downwind of skunk remains which isn't exactly my idea of fun. The bright side might consist of a lake one could visit for a bit of release but usually the water streams carry the remnants of feces courteous of the local pig farms.
No thanks
Anything else really smells like cow dung and the misfortune of those being coincidentally enough downwind of skunk remains which isn't exactly my idea of fun. The bright side might consist of a lake one could visit for a bit of release but usually the water streams carry the remnants of feces courteous of the local pig farms.
No thanks
You might be a yankee if-
Well, if that's your perception of the South, then, by all means, stay up north.
We got enough Yankees down here who have a poor way of looking at us.
BTW, I found that OHIO has skunks and pig farms, too.
And Remember, Deliverance was a work of fiction.
We got enough Yankees down here who have a poor way of looking at us.
BTW, I found that OHIO has skunks and pig farms, too.
And Remember, Deliverance was a work of fiction.
The home of the soul is the Open Road.
- DH Lawrence
- DH Lawrence
You might be a yankee if-
Deliverance is a fantastic movie!! There's loads more to it than the squeal like a pig scene!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
Wooster-sher---there you go, now you can all be Yankees next time you buy some...
Wooster-sher---there you go, now you can all be Yankees next time you buy some...
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Urban Dictionary: damn yankee :wah:
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