The Three Strikes Law

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:06 pm

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Let's improve the "Three Strikes Law" and dispatch the individual on their third offence. Third robbery, third assault, third bad check, any third felony let's get rid of em. How stupid would a person have to be, knowing that committing a third felony would result in their death. What are we trying to prove by warehousing these habitual offenders for a few years and then releasing them to re offend once more.

Rehabilitation? Hardly. Compassion? Understanding? Christian Forgiveness?

In my "Three Strikes You Are Dead" law I would of course include 3rd offense pedophiles, 3rd offense drunk driving.

Like many really practical ideas this will never come to pass, it's just too good an idea. Tell me what the negatives would be.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:22 pm

OK. I'm starting with Forum Garden. You are looking at the new BOSS. A palace revolt has happened and I'm now the BIG CHEESE.

Anyone who irritates me once shall be made to stand in the corner of one of the conspiracy threads with a dunce's hat on their head

Anyone who irritates me a second time shall have their bottie smacked and be banished to militant atheist threads if they're a religionist, or the latest militant religious nuttery threads if they're an atheist. Agnostics will be delivered to Coberst.

Anyone who irritates me a third time, for any reason whatsoever, will be gagged and banished for all eternity to the political thread area of the other party and we'll allow apoplexy will take its natural course.

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Today Forum Garden. Tomorrow the world!!!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:37 pm

AussiePam;1303853 wrote: OK. I'm starting with Forum Garden. You are looking at the new BOSS. A palace revolt has happened and I'm now the BIG CHEESE.

Anyone who irritates me once shall be made to stand in the corner of one of the conspiracy threads with a dunce's hat on their head

Anyone who irritates me a second time shall have their bottie smacked and be banished to militant atheist threads if they're a religionist, or the latest militant religious nuttery threads if they're an atheist. Agnostics will be delivered to Coberst.

Anyone who irritates me a third time, for any reason whatsoever, will be gagged and banished for all eternity to the political thread area of the other party and we'll allow apoplexy will take its natural course.

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Today Forum Garden. Tomorrow the world!!!!

Are you cheddar or roquefort ?

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:49 pm

Lon;1303859 wrote: Are you cheddar or roquefort ?

Uh oh!:yh_pray

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:52 pm

Zapata;1303863 wrote: Uh oh!:yh_pray

If Pam is going to be the "Big Cheese" it's important to know just what kind of cheese .

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:57 pm

Lon;1303864 wrote: If Pam is going to be the "Big Cheese" it's important to know just what kind of cheese .

Right! That way we'll know which wines will be appropriate to lay at the feet of Her Royal Highnass, in preparation for the Rites of Spring . . .er . . .would that be Rites of Autumn in your hemisphere?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:23 pm

Would that mean you would kill one percent of the population rather than jail them ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:36 pm

Bruv;1303867 wrote: Would that mean you would kill one percent of the population rather than jail them ?

If those that have committed the third offense represent 1% of the population then yes I would eliminate them. I am sure that there would be a huge amount of savings that could be better allocated. The cost of bringing to trial, appeals, jails, prisons, prison staff is staggering.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:42 pm

They do represent that sort of percentage apparently, and most are from ethnic minorities.

Maybe ethnic cleansing would be more cost affective ?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:46 pm

Which cheese??

Difficult question: And probably I'm beyond the comprehension of the lowly human mind anyway. To some I guess I'll be roquefort, to others possibly camembert (though that lot have it very wrong, there's nothing runny about me). To yet others I'm a nutty gruyere, or a noble red Leicester. Even a ripe old Stilton. But ricotta or fetta is okay too. All of these partial understandings of my nature fall far short, but perhaps illustrate one aspect, one glimmering of enlightened gourmandise...

:sneaky:

All offerings of good wine are acceptable. Some plump fresh figs, almonds etc and even quince paste and crackers will find favour.

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I realised after I'd posted before that I need to reveal first that annoying me shall henceforward and for all times be a crime. Hence the three strikes thingie.

Disclaimer 1: All criteria, all goal posts, and anything else may be arbitrarily moved at any time, or in fact, outside any time, with or without wormholes, at the whim of the BIG CHEESE.

Disclaimer 2: The rumour about the moon and a green me mytheth the point. Though, greenies amongst my followers should not take this as gospel.

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But we digress:

Please continue - those who really really want to - to consider the OP as a serious question..

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:54 pm

How about death by Kraft cheese slices ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:02 pm

Bruv;1303873 wrote: They do represent that sort of percentage apparently, and most are from ethnic minorities.

Maybe ethnic cleansing would be more cost affective ?

No---ethnic cleansing would be inhumane because you would killing innocents along with the guilty.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:07 pm

Bruv;1303877 wrote: How about death by Kraft cheese slices ?

Oh No!!!! Not processed cheese

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:14 pm

Lon;1303878 wrote: No---ethnic cleansing would be inhumane because you would killing innocents along with the guilty.

Lon;1303879 wrote: Oh No!!!! Not processed cheese

More horrified by processed cheese than ethnic cleansing.

Ethnic cleansing gets a simple 'No' Processed cheese gets an 'Oh No' followed by an emphatic '!!!!' four exclamation marks.

I see you have your priorities right

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:15 pm

AussiePam;1303874 wrote: Which cheese??

Difficult question: And probably I'm beyond the comprehension of the lowly human mind anyway. To some I guess I'll be roquefort, to others possibly camembert (though that lot have it very wrong, there's nothing runny about me). To yet others I'm a nutty gruyere, or a noble red Leicester. Even a ripe old Stilton. But ricotta or fetta is okay too. All of these partial understandings of my nature fall far short, but perhaps illustrate one aspect, one glimmering of enlightened gourmandise...

:sneaky:

All offerings of good wine are acceptable. Some plump fresh figs, almonds etc and even quince paste and crackers will find favour.

-----

I realised after I'd posted before that I need to reveal first that annoying me shall henceforward and for all times be a crime. Hence the three strikes thingie.

Disclaimer 1: All criteria, all goal posts, and anything else may be arbitrarily moved at any time, or in fact, outside any time, with or without wormholes, at the whim of the BIG CHEESE.

Disclaimer 2: The rumour about the moon and a green me mytheth the point. Though, greenies amongst my followers should not take this as gospel.

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But we digress:

Please continue - those who really really want to - to consider the OP as a serious question..

I wish to apply for the position of being your aide de camp. I am sure you would find me a suitable and worthy assistant. As an Old Goat with string cheese qualities I am sure I could fill the bill to your satisfaction. I can provide suitable references. As a further consideration----------I have a small but quality wine cellar.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:20 pm

Bruv;1303881 wrote: More horrified by processed cheese than ethnic cleansing.

Ethnic cleansing gets a simple 'No' Processed cheese gets an 'Oh No' followed by an emphatic '!!!!' four exclamation marks.

I see you have your priorities right

Well -----if you ever saw the movie "Soylent Green" then you know what wonderful biscuits could come from not ethnic cleansing, but prison bait cleansing. :wah:

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:22 pm

May I be the first to offer my services to the Great Big Cheese Queen? I would be delighted, ecstatic and overwhelmed to offer a coronation song to be sung by and cavorted to by all your loyal subjects and other peons. I shall call it "Where The Woodbine Twineth and Wang Doodles Mourne For Their Mates," and it shall be filled with trills and flourishes and great, resounding clanging of cymbals. Just say the word, oh Cheesy Queen, and it shall be yours.

(Sorry, Lon, I didn't see your offer of service. I was trying out my cymbals.)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:37 pm

Lon;1303882 wrote: I wish to apply for the position of being your aide de camp. I am sure you would find me a suitable and worthy assistant. As an Old Goat with string cheese qualities I am sure I could fill the bill to your satisfaction. I can provide suitable references. As a further consideration----------I have a small but quality wine cellar.

Lon, - a good wine cellar is always acceptable!! You want to be elevated to aide de camp? Then high camp you shall indeed be!!!

Bruv - I have some sympathy with Lon's viewpoint. Processed cheese is a great abomination and shall be cast forthwith into outer darkness where there possibly is wailing and gnashing of teeth. As for ethnic cleansing, I think anyone who gnashes on processed cheese might need colonic cleansing...

Zapata wrote:

May I be the first to offer my services to the Great Big Cheese Queen? I would be delighted, ecstatic and overwhelmed to offer a coronation song to be sung by and cavorted to by all your loyal subjects and other peons. I shall call it "Where The Woodbine Twineth and Wang Doodles Mourne For Their Mates," and it shall be filled with trills and flourishes and great, resounding clanging of cymbals. Just say the word, oh Cheesy Queen, and it shall be yours.

(Sorry, Lon, I didn't see your offer of service. I was trying out my cymbals.)

Great Big Cheese Queen????? - We'll leave that to Lon the elevated!! Your coronation song, however, finds favour, and shall be the required daily anthem of all my loyal subjects. Approved instruments shall be shawms and cymbals, kazoos, castanets and bagpipes.

I've quite forgotten how we got to this point of seemly merriment????

Oh yes, we were going to kill people. Maybe a blood sacrifice or two would be in order.

I must go and read some other threads and see who has irritated me today, my loyal subjects, and I'll get back to you..

:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:45 pm

AussiePam;1303853 wrote: OK. I'm starting with Forum Garden. You are looking at the new BOSS. A palace revolt has happened and I'm now the BIG CHEESE.

Anyone who irritates me once shall be made to stand in the corner of one of the conspiracy threads with a dunce's hat on their head

Anyone who irritates me a second time shall have their bottie smacked and be banished to militant atheist threads if they're a religionist, or the latest militant religious nuttery threads if they're an atheist. Agnostics will be delivered to Coberst.

Anyone who irritates me a third time, for any reason whatsoever, will be gagged and banished for all eternity to the political thread area of the other party and we'll allow apoplexy will take its natural course.

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Today Forum Garden. Tomorrow the world!!!!

uh oh

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:59 pm

Madame Queen: I would set forth the following for consideration as your national anthem. Perhaps Sir Loncelot would like us to move it elsewhere.

Here's to our good Queen Pamela

If ya don't stand up she'll pummel ya

Then her guards'll come along and trammel ya

Then her horses'll stampede ya, stample ya and trample ya

So lift your glasses high! (Lots of sopranos crescendoing here)

And to our good Queen Brie (or whatever name you choose)

Bass come in here

And we'll drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drinnnnnk, drinnnnnk, drinnnnnnk!!

Repeat

That's it so far. Whaddaya think? Not too violent is it?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:12 pm

Zapata;1304068 wrote: Madame Queen: I would set forth the following for consideration as your national anthem. Perhaps Sir Loncelot would like us to move it elsewhere.

Here's to our good Queen Pamela

If ya don't stand up she'll pummel ya

Then her guards'll come along and trammel ya

Then her horses'll stampede ya, stample ya and trample ya

So lift your glasses high! (Lots of sopranos crescendoing here)

And to our good Queen Brie (or whatever name you choose)

Bass come in here

And we'll drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drinnnnnk, drinnnnnk, drinnnnnnk!!

Repeat

That's it so far. Whaddaya think? Not too violent is it?

On behalf of our Queen I think the anthem is acceptable and can stay where it is and I will drink, drink, drink to that.

ADC to her Majsesty

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:57 pm

:sneaky:

I like it.

YouTube - The Scaffold - Lily The Pink

Medicinal compound anyone? This might become my earworm du jour..