What to do with Dead Flies

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:27 pm

Well------you could just flush them down the drain or toilet, but how about being creative, like making a Fly Pyramid or Fly on a Horse.

What do you do with your Dead Flies?----------Don't tell me you waste them.

I am sure Nomad has a special use for them.:wah:

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hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:50 pm

I like to glue 'em to the heads of pins and stick 'em in the wall. I keep 'em right next to my collection of little tufts of pubic hair from my girl friends.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:56 pm

Lon;1305606 wrote: Well------you could just flush them down the drain or toilet, but how about being creative, like making a Fly Pyramid or Fly on a Horse.

What do you do with your Dead Flies?----------Don't tell me you waste them.

I am sure Nomad has a special use for them.:wah:

On the contrary. I abhor flies and prefer to not be near them. Didnt they used to be maggots? Im less fond of maggots than I am of flies. That is all I have to contribute on the fly topic.

Thank you,

Nomad

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:48 pm

Nomad;1305625 wrote: On the contrary. I abhor flies and prefer to not be near them. Didnt they used to be maggots? Im less fond of maggots than I am of flies. That is all I have to contribute on the fly topic.

Thank you,

Nomad

While we are on the subject of flies---------how did the opening on men's trousers come to be called a fly---------you know-----the access for relieving one'self. Zippers, buttons--------which is best?

Post by **spot** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:10 am

Lon;1305626 wrote: how did the opening on men's trousers come to be called a fly?

Something attached to the main body only by one edge and hence flying or flapping along the other. Tents have flies too.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:04 am

spot;1305637 wrote: Something attached to the main body only by one edge and hence flying or flapping along the other. Tents have flies too.

I thought they were called 'Fly Sheets' Spot .

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:11 am

Lon;1305606 wrote: Well------you could just flush them down the drain or toilet, but how about being creative, like making a Fly Pyramid or Fly on a Horse.

What do you do with your Dead Flies?----------Don't tell me you waste them.

I am sure Nomad has a special use for them.:wah:

Wasn't there a thread on this before, that got lots of good ideas? Like use them in a Wooly Willy game or a broken Etch-A-Sketch. Or was that another forum or another lifetime?

Couldn't you sell them to an iguana farm?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:14 am

Wanna know how dead flies get that way?

:D

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:44 am

Here's how to kill really big flies.

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G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:57 am

What to do with dead flies? Those filthy nasty little 'orrible nuisances that crawl on animal and human poop then immediately, and I'm sure with malice aforethought, find the nearest joint of meat or lovely cream bun and trample all over them and lay their nasty 'orrible little maggot eggs, and wipe their nasty 'orrible poop covered feet on that food.

Pop them in an self-seal envelope and address it to the head of the government !

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:56 am

So, Nomie, this topic doesn't fly for you? For everyone else, you may enjoy this website:

Humor with dead flies - House And Gadgets :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:58 am

What's in Garibaldi biscuits...

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:14 pm

Zapata;1305722 wrote: Wasn't there a thread on this before, that got lots of good ideas? Like use them in a Wooly Willy game or a broken Etch-A-Sketch. Or was that another forum or another lifetime?

Couldn't you sell them to an iguana farm?

While I was gardening I remembered, it wasn't dead flies at all. It was razor droppings.

You could take a whole handful of the filthy beasts, glue 'em together and make a black sheep Chia Pet.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:57 pm

along-for-the-ride;1305742 wrote: So, Nomie, this topic doesn't fly for you? For everyone else, you may enjoy this website:

Humor with dead flies - House And Gadgets :wah:

I am not a fly. Not an aberrition of a fly nor any other type of insect, arachnid or other crawling creature. I am a freaking ninja.