Flight Attendant

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:37 am

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:45 am

Odie;1319943 wrote: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

oh my!

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:17 am

Odie;1319943 wrote: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

You said if I apologized you wouldn't tell no one. (Insert laughing icon here).

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:28 pm

hoppy;1319971 wrote: You said if I apologized you wouldn't tell no one. (Insert laughing icon here).

(you have to press 'go advanced' now to use an icon:rolleyes:)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kas · Post by **kas** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:53 am

I see I think:-3

not the joke the how to get smilie