Bothwell LIED to Me!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:01 am

he said there were NO poisonous creatures in England, well he LIES!! this brazilian wandering spider nearly killed a chef in a restaurant there.....of course the doofus picked it up not once, but twice, and was bitten. this spider is the most poisonous on earth! the only reason this mental giant survived is that he took a pic of it on his picture phone and the hospital was able ID it to obtain the antivenin. ~~~~but that's not the point, Bothwell complains about deadly florida creatures and tries to lure me with lies that England has no such creatures! ........and this pic is actual size!!

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capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:06 am

lady cop wrote: he said there were NO poisonous creatures in England, well he LIES!! this brazilian wandering spider nearly killed a chef in a restaurant there.....of course the doofus picked it up not once, but twice, and was bitten. this spider is the most poisonous on earth! the only reason this mental giant survived is that he took a pic of it on his picture phone and the hospital was able ID it to obtain the antivenin. ~~~~but that's not the point, Bothwell complains about deadly florida creatures and tries to lure me with lies that England has no such creatures! ........

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IT WAS ONLY a little FIB

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:29 am

Ah - but what if the spider bits on a piece of broken skin Arnold?

LC - I knew this was all a fiendish plot to lure you away to this dangerous place!

Don't believe them!

Florida is a harmless, quiet backwater compared to this England.

Just say the word and our borders will once again be placed on high alert.

Bothwell has obviously now been joined by Arnold in his dastardly efforts to

pretend that England is a harmless place which poses no danger to us Americans.

lou-lou · Post by **lou-lou** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:36 am

That spider(YUCK) was transported here by a cargo ship with supplies the only poisionus (Whoops spelling) things we have native to England are The Adder Snake and Tony Blair

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:36 am

i just spoke with him, he is happily watching rugby on TV...but says the spider escaped and is on the loose, terrorizing the countryside.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:46 am

LADY COP read on....

A deadly spider that left a chef needing an emergency dose of anti-dote was accidentally released in the grounds of a hospital where he treated by staff who thought it was a harmless domestic species, it has emerged today in Somerset UK.

Chef Matthew Stevens (23)was bitten twice on the hand by a 5-inch arachnid, identified as a Brazilian Wandering spider, as he cleaned behind the freezer at his home in Bridgewater,Somerset England.

The spider was captured and also taken to the hospital where it was identified by experts from Bristol Zoo.

Daily Mail Ireland

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:53 am

yes Buzz, it's out there and Bothwell is just watching rugby like nothing happened! what i don't comprehend is why the chef didn't just pick it up with tongs instead of bare hands! duh.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 7:56 am

lady cop wrote: yes Buzz, it's out there and Bothwell is just watching rugby like nothing happened! what i don't comprehend is why the chef didn't just pick it up with tongs instead of bare hands! duh. He is a Man:D

Post by **spot** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:04 am

You think that spider's scary? You should see our alligators!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:05 am

spot wrote: You think that spider's scary? You should see our alligators! in Bristol?? i live in alligator central!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:15 am

Hey Lady, be scared...Be very scared...BWHA-HA-HA-HA

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:23 am

just what i need to see a g-d spider, i hate them. LC send Bothwell a dead specimen from florida, a lizard, spider, dried up snake, a package like that he will remember for ever. An X-large palmetto bug? Liars deserve the company of dead insects and reptiles.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 9:25 am

abbey wrote: Hey Lady, be scared...Be very scared...BWHA-HA-HA-HA

spandex repells spiders! :p

lou-lou · Post by **lou-lou** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:23 am

I suck spiders up the hoover then sellotape the hose till other half gets in anythin with more than four legs freaks me out (I blame Steven Kings IT )It's the way they move yuck yuck yuck!!!! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:41 pm

Bothwell was out walking 'rocky' the snake-finding dog tonight, and i asked him (his mobile is permanently attached to his hand) if he was worried about the spider, it was unleashed on England only 40 miles away...so he says YES~~they don't call it a WANDERING spider for nothing! LOL LOL time to call out the RAF!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:14 pm

This should take care of that UGLY SPIDER..

lou-lou · Post by **lou-lou** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:27 am

flopstock wrote: Anyone here have any idea how many babies one spider can produce?

just curious.....

Spiders have HUNDREDS!!!!!!!!! of babies am just gonna pack n move to iceland lol lol If i see it am gonna suck it up the hoover and run :yh_worry

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun May 01, 2005 3:52 pm

Be glad to donate some brown recluse, wolf, black widow, or tarantula's to hunt down and take out that wimpy Brazilian. name yer poison.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:52 pm

that damn brazilian spider was put in freezer, microwaved, had boiling water thrown on it, you name it~~~~and it still walked away!! AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! i'd machine-gun it. but by now it has deposited millions of eggs all over the UK!

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:15 am

Agnes I have seen a Palmetto bug, ha I treat such tiny creature with contempt. The Brazilian Wandering spider however is a different proposition. It made me wonder about the word "Wandering" how far can this thing wander?

Hopefully if our British weather does not get it then the traffic fumes on the M5 will as it heads it's way north with the sole intention of biting me!!

lou-lou · Post by **lou-lou** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:34 am

Bothwell wrote: Agnes I have seen a Palmetto bug, ha I treat such tiny creature with contempt. The Brazilian Wandering spider however is a different proposition. It made me wonder about the word "Wandering" how far can this thing wander?

Hopefully if our British weather does not get it then the traffic fumes on the M5 will as it heads it's way north with the sole intention of biting me!!
I think the thing must be heading east just to bite me knowing i have a great fear of anything with eight legs!! I read somewere there are spiders that jump YUCKKK and in Iraq there are spiders that are huge I have the hoover and sellotape at the ready plus have been and bought bug spray :-3