Grandma's Missing.

[binbag]

Don't know if you've heard this one before.

If you have, well, remember it's my first joke post. lol



The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me!

[Mustang]

:wah: Pretty good one!

[Odie]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww poor Grandma!:yh_rotfl

[Kathy Ellen]

Thanks Binbag...I love it and am stealing it to send to friends....Very good...

[Rapunzel]

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I'VE FOUND HER!!!

She's gone to visit Gilly where she's having fun and kicking up her heels! :guitarist

I took a quick snapshot of her so you can see if she's definitely yours. (See below)

She sends her love and will be back soon. :sneaky:



Brilliant poem btw. Loved it. :wah::wah::wah:

[binbag]

That's her Rapunzel.

Whatever you do please don't let her out until I come and fetch her. :driving:

[Rapunzel]

binbag;1325098 wrote: That's her Rapunzel.

Whatever you do please don't let her out until I come and fetch her. :driving:


I'm sorry my lil placcy binbag friend...I don't have her. :-2

She's currently at Gilly's getting rat-arsed on port and lemons and out-of-date sherry.

She says she'll come home when the ciders all gone and meanwhile can you send more ice and slimline tonic. She said a few bottles of Southern Comfort wouldn't go amiss either.

I don't know what Gilly's neighbours are thinking but apparently Gilly laughed like a drain when she found out your Grandma had propositioned the postman and groped the meter reader. :-2