Cathedral gates

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Rapunzel
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There's this cathedral that's still being worked on,

and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside

so they can get material up and down to the upper floors.

A characteristic of these 'cage elevators' is that the doors (gate)

must be closed manually for them to be 'called' to another floor.

One day one of the workers, Peter by name,

takes the elevator to the top floor,

and it is subsequently needed on the first floor by the sexton.

Unfortunately, Peter forgot and left the door open.

After the sexton rings for the elevator a couple times, to no avail,

he yells up for the worker to send the lift back down.

Visitors to the cathedral were treated to this sight:

The sexton of the cathedral, head tipped up,

yelling to the heavens:

"Peter! CLOSE THE GATES!!!"
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well I thought that was REALLY funny! :wah:

Well done Rapunzel, you go girl! :-6

*sigh*
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Rapunzel;1326391 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well I thought that was REALLY funny! :wah:

Well done Rapunzel, you go girl! :-6

*sigh*


I've only just this minute read it, but I thought it was funny too.
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Uh oh! :wah:



On the subject of cathedrals, have you ever read "Pillars of the Earth"? It's now on TV as well as episodes . Engrossing story.
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along-for-the-ride;1326428 wrote: Uh oh! :wah:



On the subject of cathedrals, have you ever read "Pillars of the Earth"? It's now on TV as well as episodes . Engrossing story.


Excellent book - did not realise it had been turned into a TV series but I'll look out for it.
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Post by Clodhopper »

Just seen it. Had me giggling.:wah:

True story?
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