I was in this restaurant.

[binbag]

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I was in my favourite restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my controlled explosions with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. Then, as I finished my coffee and looked around for the waitress, I noticed everybody was staring at me.

Oh, I thought, I must be looking good today. So that made me feel much better also.

Then it dawned on me….. Aaaaaargh…….the music was coming from my iPod.

[koan]

There's an opening on youtube for musical farters :wah:

[Rapunzel]

An old joke but a good one! It always makes me laugh! :wah:

[Odie]

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