1:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4.
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
5.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
11.
Torch: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
12.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14.
When you go to Court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
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the sun is always shining.
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14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
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14 is the best!:wah:
14 is the best!:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
2.
(S)He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
That's me. :wah:
(S)He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
That's me. :wah:
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
All ring true to me.. !! LOL
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
Well at least you're all honest.
I must confess it's number 2 for me also :wah:
I must confess it's number 2 for me also :wah:
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the sun is always shining.
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the sun is always shining.
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14 Lesser Known Murphy's Laws.
binbag;1339404 wrote: Well at least you're all honest.
I must confess it's number 2 for me also :wah:
number 6, that's me!:yh_rotfl
I must confess it's number 2 for me also :wah:
number 6, that's me!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.