Why 'soft'?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:40 pm

After seeing this spam over and over and over...I finally have to ask. Who's the marketing genius who decided male 'vitality' pills should come in 'soft tab' formula? Wouldn't 'hard tabs' be better?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:45 pm

koan wrote: After seeing this spam over and over and over...I finally have to ask. Who's the marketing genius who decided male 'vitality' pills should come in 'soft tab' formula? Wouldn't 'hard tabs' be better?yeah, and i want to know why it's a problem if the effects don't wear off in 4 hours?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed May 04, 2005 7:29 pm

I wonder what happens when someone who doesn't need it takes it? I've seen a guy ODing on steroids. Scary stuff. But then, he wasn't my boyfriend.

Actually. I wonder what happens if a chick takes it. Would she grow facial hair?

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:36 pm

Men that need pills to 'perform' should not be performing period! It's nature's way of putting the old bulls out to pasture. They can still golf, eat, vote and pinch waitresses (or waiters!) but the breeding season is over for them and seeing dried up old men with 'that grin' on the commercials is nauseating. I'm no spring chicken myself (41) but the day I'm unable to function in that department is the day I stop and tell myself it's gross, it's over and time to buy a Miata.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:43 pm

Hey, wait. This, from what I understand, is a way more prevalent problem for all sorts of men than people believe. It must be a very difficult thing to discuss or admit to as well. I don't think the elderly are the only people buying Viagra or needing it.

A lot of people have a hard enough time buying condoms in the drug store. This must be extremely convenient to buy anonymously over the net.

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:15 pm

koan wrote: After seeing this spam over and over and over...I finally have to ask. Who's the marketing genius who decided male 'vitality' pills should come in 'soft tab' formula? Wouldn't 'hard tabs' be better?
and I just read your posts on the pray for the dead thread

You have got to write the book

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:22 pm

koan wrote: Hey, wait. This, from what I understand, is a way more prevalent problem for all sorts of men than people believe. It must be a very difficult thing to discuss or admit to as well. I don't think the elderly are the only people buying Viagra or needing it.

A lot of people have a hard enough time buying condoms in the drug store. This must be extremely convenient to buy anonymously over the net.Oh I know there are medical problems that can cause the need for sex pills but that is rare.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:24 pm

David813 wrote: Men that need pills to 'perform' should not be performing period! It's nature's way of putting the old bulls out to pasture. They can still golf, eat, vote and pinch waitresses (or waiters!) but the breeding season is over for them and seeing dried up old men with 'that grin' on the commercials is nauseating. I'm no spring chicken myself (41) but the day I'm unable to function in that department is the day I stop and tell myself it's gross, it's over and time to buy a Miata.
You got a lot to learn about our own sex Dave if you think it's just old farts taking it. Fortunately, this old fart has no problem, but there are young guys that have had prostate surgery with some nerve damage, as well as war vets with injuries where this stuff will help.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:27 pm

Lon wrote: You got a lot to learn about our own sex Dave if you think it's just old farts taking it. Fortunately, this old fart has no problem, but there are young guys that have had prostate surgery with some nerve damage, as well as war vets with injuries where this stuff will help.I'm aware of rare instances where men of all ages need sex pills. But it's rare, incidental. Having them as available as Certs at the store says men that don't need it take it. And their poor women! I just think medical research should focus on more important conditions.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:29 pm

David813 wrote: I'm aware of rare instances where men of all ages need sex pills. But it's rare, incidental. Having them as available as Certs at the store says men that don't need it take it. And their poor women! I just think medical research should focus on more important conditions.i can't wait until you're an old git David. you'll be snarfing those little blue pills like M&Ms.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:31 pm

lady cop wrote: i can't wait until you're an old git David. you'll be snarfing those little blue pills like M&Ms.

:yh_ooooo No Way. I'll know when it's time to find my pasture!

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:44 pm

TW2005 wrote: If a chick takes steroids: She will grow facial hair, Boobs will decrease in size, Acne will become a problem, Facial features will change to look more manly, and many many more things will happen. Google it and you'll find out more.
easier: just look up the russian "ladies" track and field team, for pretty much any olympics since WWII.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:45 pm

lady cop wrote: yeah, and i want to know why it's a problem if the effects don't wear off in 4 hours?

:yh_think Mmmm.. that's a hard one!! :yh_blush

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:46 pm

David813 wrote: I'm aware of rare instances where men of all ages need sex pills. But it's rare, incidental. Having them as available as Certs at the store says men that don't need it take it. And their poor women! I just think medical research should focus on more important conditions.
i agree. i keep waiting for that cure for the heartbreak of Marxism.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:55 am

TW2005 wrote: If a chick takes steroids: She will grow facial hair, Boobs will decrease in size, Acne will become a problem, Facial features will change to look more manly, and many many more things will happen. Google it and you'll find out more.
are we talking normal steroids here, like ones you take a for a medical condition or performance enhancing ones?

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:10 am

i don't think the pill itself needs to be hard or soft as the purpose here is to help erectile dysfunction. the problem is some may experience a stiff neck, verses the repair of a flat. either way, the type of pill works different on everyone.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:40 am

David813 wrote: Men that need pills to 'perform' should not be performing period! It's nature's way of putting the old bulls out to pasture. They can still golf, eat, vote and pinch waitresses (or waiters!) but the breeding season is over for them and seeing dried up old men with 'that grin' on the commercials is nauseating. I'm no spring chicken myself (41) but the day I'm unable to function in that department is the day I stop and tell myself it's gross, it's over and time to buy a Miata.
Like LC stated "i can't wait until you're an old git David. you'll be snarfing those little blue pills like M&Ms."

Two bulls were sitting on a hill, overlooking a herd of heifers below.

The young bull says, "Hey, what's say we run down there and screw a few of those heifers, eh?"

The old, wise bull shakes his head and says, "Nah, why don't we walk down there and screw all of them?

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:14 am

why can`t we just use starch like we used to in shirt collars?!

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:41 am

[QUOTE=BTS]Like LC stated "i can't wait until you're an old git David. you'll be snarfing those little blue pills like M&Ms."

BTS I've read David calling for sacrifice, death to right wingers, revolution, support for the "real" IRA and now needless celibacy. All the while he is braving the hardships of middle America.

Don't ya love calls to radical action from guys who probably have never been more than 10 feet from a hot meal or a cold beer? :rolleyes:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu May 05, 2005 11:23 am

ER, the pills are soft because a lot of people have difficulty swallowing them.

And I believe there IS a problem with a too-long duration erection.

It's called priapism, I think.

:o