A solution to a problem thats been bugging me!!!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:10 am

skittles2004 wrote: I did it. I came up with a solution on how we got here!!! Aliens mated with monkeys!!!!Okey-Dokey, just don't mention your theory at your next job interview!

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:11 am

skittles2004 wrote: I did it. I came up with a solution on how we got here!!! Aliens mated with monkeys!!!!
HMM so we are REALLY "Aliekeys" or "Aliemonks"

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:12 am

I had an Uncle once.............

Oh I better not go there...........LOL

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:29 am

BTS wrote: HMM so we are REALLY "Aliekeys" or "Aliemonks"Now thats just being silly, we are REALLY "Monklians"

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:38 am

abbey wrote: Now thats just being silly, we are REALLY "Monklians"
Yes I like yours better.....

I created 5 "Monklians"

But I wonder was the Alien a Male or Female?

Just a thought being a Genealogist and all

Post by **spot** » Tue May 10, 2005 12:31 pm

Aliens are ill-equipped and reluctant to mate with primates. The technical term for what they do to engender offspring is "overshadow".

Post by **spot** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:05 pm

spot wrote: Aliens are ill-equipped and reluctant to mate with primates. The technical term for what they do to engender offspring is "overshadow".
flopstock wrote: :yh_rotfl

which one of them told you that?"And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God."

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Tue May 10, 2005 2:55 pm

Dana71 wrote: And what were you drinking when you posted this Skittles???? Or Smoking?

lol dana i was thinking the same thing

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue May 10, 2005 3:00 pm

It's close to the end of the school year, she's totally freaking out! :wah:

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Wed May 11, 2005 6:53 am

Right, sorted, now perhaps we could consider this question, `What came first - the chicken or the egg?`.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:17 am

john8pies wrote: Right, sorted, now perhaps we could consider this question, `What came first - the chicken or the egg?`.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? A. Neither, The Rooster did

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:39 am

skittles2004 wrote: You want to know why i believe that Monkeys mated with aliens???
go for it skittles. curious?

Post by **spot** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:28 pm

skittles2004 wrote: I say that because people believe in evolution so therefore monkeys!!! Then i heard some dude say we came from aliens so therefore i thought aliens. hmm how do i include God??God, in an ideal world, would be the lubricant that stops us all from rubbing each other up the wrong way.

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:31 pm

Interesting thought. That one goes in my quote journal Spot.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:53 pm

Who started all this God and God's thing?

Post by **spot** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:59 pm

The alien, obviously. Stands to reason. Can't have been the monkey!

If you go back to before there was aliens, and before there was monkeys, there's nobody there to see what sort of God is at work. So whatever description of God you're asking for, the description can only come from the one or the other.

I don't know about your monkey, Captain, but my monkey isn't too good at either philosophy or descriptive recall.

Perhaps we've just proved the existence of aliens?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:02 pm

spot wrote: The alien, obviously. Stands to reason. Can't have been the monkey!

If you go back to before there was aliens, and before there was monkeys, there's nobody there to see what sort of God is at work. So whatever description of God you're asking for, the description can only come from the one or the other.

I don't know about your monkey, Captain, but my monkey isn't too good at either philosophy or descriptive recall.

Perhaps we've just proved the existence of aliens?Yeah, and your hymns?

Post by **spot** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:13 pm

Oh... it's Skittles, she keeps bringing up God topics. Nothing to do with the hymn thread at all. My problem with hymns is a local domestic wedding that I'm coping with. The hymn thread, if you read it, is a very unsubtle joke of monumental proportions.

gimli3 · Post by **gimli3** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:03 am

Made my day -- crying with laughter.

:-5