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Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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jones jones
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Nice laugh Saturday! :wah:
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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jones jones;1364999 wrote: Nice laugh Saturday! :wah:
I knew you would love it!:yh_rotfl
I knew you would love it!:yh_rotfl
Life is just to short for drama.
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Oscar Namechange
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A man was admitted to Casualty with a tin of meat lodged In his rectum. Police believe he was a member of Hamarss.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon