Many reasons but his sardonic sense of humour.
We have been plagued recently with calls from India telling us that we are experiencing slow connection, virus's etc etc. None are true but It Is a sales ploy to sell you a anti-virus download.
You can always tell It's them because they always start off with... Hello, am I speaking to Mr/Mrs ****, how are you today?
This afternoon we got another which started with the exact same lines so on picking up the phone and hearing 'Hello, how are you today' ?, Mr O relied,
" Pretty Shyte now you come to mention It. My cat's just been run over, I had to have my dog put to sleep, my wife left me for my best friend last week, I got sacked from my job today, the bailiffs are due any moment, I wrecked my car a few days ago and all In all, I am feeling rather suicidal..... Do you have a spare few hours only I'd really like to talk"?
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oscar;1366836 wrote: Many reasons but his sardonic sense of humour.
We have been plagued recently with calls from India telling us that we are experiencing slow connection, virus's etc etc. None are true but It Is a sales ploy to sell you a anti-virus download.
You can always tell It's them because they always start off with... Hello, am I speaking to Mr/Mrs ****, how are you today?
This afternoon we got another which started with the exact same lines so on picking up the phone and hearing 'Hello, how are you today' ?, Mr O relied,
" Pretty Shyte now you come to mention It. My cat's just been run over, I had to have my dog put to sleep, my wife left me for my best friend last week, I got sacked from my job today, the bailiffs are due any moment, I wrecked my car a few days ago and all In all, I am feeling rather suicidal..... Do you have a spare few hours only I'd really like to talk"?
You have a very funny and wonderful hubby there Oscar!! I'd be cursing the buggers...lol
We have been plagued recently with calls from India telling us that we are experiencing slow connection, virus's etc etc. None are true but It Is a sales ploy to sell you a anti-virus download.
You can always tell It's them because they always start off with... Hello, am I speaking to Mr/Mrs ****, how are you today?
This afternoon we got another which started with the exact same lines so on picking up the phone and hearing 'Hello, how are you today' ?, Mr O relied,
" Pretty Shyte now you come to mention It. My cat's just been run over, I had to have my dog put to sleep, my wife left me for my best friend last week, I got sacked from my job today, the bailiffs are due any moment, I wrecked my car a few days ago and all In all, I am feeling rather suicidal..... Do you have a spare few hours only I'd really like to talk"?
You have a very funny and wonderful hubby there Oscar!! I'd be cursing the buggers...lol