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What if Jesus knew how to dance & sing?

If only Jesus of Nazareth knew how to dance & sing he would have also taught his disciples how to dance & sing. They`d stormed & taken over Jerusalem without a fight. & earned the reputation: The Singing & Dancing Jesus & his Apostles.

CPDRC DANCING INMATES BABY / INSOMNIA 2011 ( OFFICIAL VIDEO ).mpg - YouTube

I was CPDRC`s prison doctor from May 16, 2006 to January 26, 2012-the day I was recalled to my mother unit.

Interesting question. Sort of a "Dancing with the Stars," except in ancient Judea. LOL.

But it makes me think of more serious questions; like--if Christ was God in the flesh--why did he not perhaps offer a tidbit on proper sanitation, and spare countless millions the horrific consequences of bacterial infection?; or why is it, that if Christ was raised from the dead by a supreme being, that the tomb's stone had to be rolled?; or how could it be, that God could have been so incompetent or thoughtless as to be born at a time and place that caused a senseless massacre of a bunch of babies?; or, did God give any thought about the countless hundreds of thousands--millions?--of people that would suffer torture and death at the hands of the "custodians" (the priests & monks of the inquisition) who were entrusted with promulgating God's glorious plan of salvation?; or, was there any sense in Christ's revisting his disciples after the "resurrection" and offering the bizarre and potentially dangerous advice," they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all..." I mean, this is God we're talking about here. On the cross God had--allegedly--just conquered the consequence of sin for all mankind, forever!; yet when visiting his disciples He wallows in the murky depths of dangerous behavior and superstition with talk of snakes and poison, as if that could fit into any plan of salvation, any time, any where.

It saddens me to think that there are people that still believe such nonsense. It's a little frightening, too. I think of the Christian "snake handlers," who live by the creed, and on occasion die, because the Bible says that if they believe they won't get hurt when that snake bites them or they drink that delicious strychnine. One might think that God would have been a little more circumspect when talking about the future of mankind. And about all those babies that God caused to die: It seems to me that if God does not have the good sense or ability to be born an innocent babe in the world without causing a massacre of babies, then I should not be expected to have faith in the idea that God has the good sense or ability to grant me salvation through Christ. Fair enough?

if Christ was raised from the dead by a supreme being, that the tomb's stone had to be rolled?
I can answer that one. It is because we were able to do so, to signify that we must help ourselves to do what we must & God will do the rest. It mimics, I think, when Jesus had others remove the stone to Lazarus' grave, as that is what we were able to do, but only he was able to perform the miracle & raise Lazarus from the dead----that we must do our part before God will do his.

Infinite Stop;1387949 wrote: On the cross God had--allegedly--just conquered the consequence of sin for all mankind, forever!; yet when visiting his disciples He wallows in the murky depths of dangerous behavior and superstition with talk of snakes and poison, as if that could fit into any plan of salvation, any time, any where.

It saddens me to think that there are people that still believe such nonsense. It's a little frightening, too. I think of the Christian "snake handlers," who live by the creed, and on occasion die, because the Bible says that if they believe they won't get hurt when that snake bites them or they drink that delicious strychnine.


Please permit me to quote Bhakti Ananda Goswami a Hindu historian on who really was Jesus. He said here that Jesus is Balarama. My name is Bhakti Ananda Goswami. I am a Vaishnava sannyasi and an historian of religion. My 30+ year study of bhakti traditions has led me to the conclusion that the late dominant devotional tradition of the Mediterranean region, for at least 300 years before the advent of Jesus Christ, was the worship of Balarama-Shesha (Semitic Yahu-Baal as Nachash/Naga/Seraph) as the Great Physician Asclepius (Serapis in Egypt). The entire Proto Catholic Heliopolitan Asyla Federation of Alexandria was centered on the unified systematized theology of Serapis. Jews were full members of the Serapean alliances/federations from age to age. This is why, for instance, the Greek version of their scriptures ( Septuagint and Apocrypha) was translated by the Jewish Elders AT THE TEMPLE OF SERAPIS IN ALEXANDRIA

Vedic Empire - Secret History of the Divine



And Balarama if you search Google you will discover was an inrcarnation of Shesha, the snake whom Vishnu rests. Balarama - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Balarama is the elder brother of Krishna the Hindu God who is worshiped by Hindus as Govinda-the primeval Lord. When we utter Christ Jesus we actually are invoking

Krishna-Balarama.

Krishna Balaram Temple

If Jesus could only properly communicate his message and like any son of omnipresent all-knowing all-powerful being should be able to do, make his message unable to be interpreted in any other way except the way he intended to then maybe we would not have things like the crusades or the inquisition or the salem which trials or these bantering Christians spouting that their way of worshiping god is better than everyone else because "Jesus" or "God" talks to them as if Jesus or God talks to nobody but them.

Though then again if Jesus's father wasn't so poor at not allowing his messages to be misinterpreted then the stuff that has gone on in the middle-east wouldn't have gone on for that long either. So I think it runs in the family.

Wow! You sure know alot about that rolled stone, Ann. I have to ask, where did you obtain that symbolic wisdom about why that stone was rolled? Did you come up with that interpretation on your own? or did a fairy whisper that in your ear while you were sleeping.

Thanks for trying, but I think I'll stick with the facts of the case.

Infinite Stop;1388120 wrote: Wow! You sure know alot about that rolled stone, Ann. I have to ask, where did you obtain that symbolic wisdom about why that stone was rolled? Did you come up with that interpretation on your own? or did a fairy whisper that in your ear while you were sleeping.

Thanks for trying, but I think I'll stick with the facts of the case.




And how dare you defile the sacred order of the whispering fairy her truth must be spread through out the world or else the evil sandman will cause everyone's dreams to be a living hell

littleCJelkton;1388142 wrote: And how dare you defile the sacred order of the whispering fairy her truth must be spread through out the world or else the evil sandman will cause everyone's dreams to be a living hell


I put the "order of the whispering fairy" on a par with Christianity, in that they are both make-believe. Nevertheless, I am sorry if I upset your belief system?

Infinite Stop;1388120 wrote: Wow! You sure know alot about that rolled stone, Ann. I have to ask, where did you obtain that symbolic wisdom about why that stone was rolled? Did you come up with that interpretation on your own? or did a fairy whisper that in your ear while you were sleeping.

Thanks for trying, but I think I'll stick with the facts of the case.
While it may not be actual fact, I.S., it is the actual interpretation by Christian scholars. Don't bother getting nasty about fairies, I am telling you what I learned, not what I believe. Although, there is a "moral" to the story, which is, by your own power, do what you can do. How can that be bad advice? It's funny, but I was going to write you on board, telling you I enjoy your posts. I guess I still will, because I'm not petty. Don't jump to conclusions, you know nothing about me.

Infinite Stop;1388120 wrote: Wow! You sure know alot about that rolled stone, Ann. I have to ask, where did you obtain that symbolic wisdom about why that stone was rolled? Did you come up with that interpretation on your own? or did a fairy whisper that in your ear while you were sleeping.

Thanks for trying, but I think I'll stick with the facts of the case.


Being you just said christianity is based on make believe and you said you will stick to the facts of a story based in christianity are you sticking to the facts of make believe.

What comes before the egg or chicken. If make believe don`t happen to adults, it sure does happen to children!

RIGHT that's it!!! you're all on drugs and I've had enough of yas'

fuzzywuzzy;1388403 wrote: RIGHT that's it!!! you're all on drugs and I've had enough of yas'


I take metoprolol 100 mg a day for my hypertension. I take multvitamins once a day. Sure, sure, sure, I`m into drugs, Aren`t you?

rajakrsna;1388397 wrote: What comes before the egg or chicken. If make believe don`t happen to adults, it sure does happen to children!


the egg did the what to the adult chicken of who's make believe child?