Huh? Is that your name?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:21 am

They say you are what you eat. If you are gluttonous then you are a pig. Because a pig devours anything when its hungry whatever is placed before the animal. So we coin an empty can or box with a small slit allowing only entry of coins, " small & big ones, " inside we call the PIGGY BANK." Literally, a swine is a virtual piggy bank simply because the poor animal does not know he was sold after being well-fed for several weeks to a butcher who owns a restaurant.

Be careful what you name for yourselves. For the name you have given on this forum might boomerang on you. If ever the screen name you desired do come true.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:47 am

Take for example. Oscar. I thought Oscar was a guy? Or Spot. I thought Spot was a dog. Ahso! Well, Ahso means is that so? or Snyder. Snyder to me is a German Nazi or that guy who starred in the movie Jaws. Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago. Fuzzy Wuzzy is a bear. Vrndavan das is a servant of

Vrndavan. Jones jones is juju. LittleCjelkton to me is all bones no meat. Tabby is chubby the cat. TruthBringer I hope don`t lie. Infinite stop is a shop in the middle of nowhere. Accountable is Count Drakul. Snooze Again is a Fire Truck.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:07 am

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet."

- William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet)

Question: What if there are two roses?

Answer: It`s called Virose ( please forgive me for the pun).

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:28 am

I can't say TruthBringer lies, but I think it's safe to say he's full of sh!t.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:29 am

Ahso!;1389066 wrote: I can't say TruthBringer lies, but I think it's safe to say he's full of sh!t. No more than the Joker who believes chanting cures cancer.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:04 am

??Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago.??

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:29 pm

Yeah that threw me too. Obvoiusly doesn't know his british history. And I've owned pigs, they can be very fussy eaters. but I do hear they take care of unwanted bodies ...(take heed) And no fuzzywuzzy isn't a bear ..he was my lovely blue budgie.

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:36 pm

rajakrsna;1389034 wrote: Take for example. Oscar. I thought Oscar was a guy? Or Spot. I thought Spot was a dog. Ahso! Well, Ahso means is that so? or Snyder. Snyder to me is a German Nazi or that guy who starred in the movie Jaws. Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago. Fuzzy Wuzzy is a bear. Vrndavan das is a servant of

Vrndavan. Jones jones is juju. LittleCjelkton to me is all bones no meat. Tabby is chubby the cat. TruthBringer I hope don`t lie. Infinite stop is a shop in the middle of nowhere. Accountable is Count Drakul. Snooze Again is a Fire Truck.

Uh Oh he resorted to name calling we better all shudder in terror and convert now! He has to resort to more childish means to make us feel bad about ourselves so we will believe what he says.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:03 pm

littleCJelkton;1389152 wrote: Uh Oh he resorted to name calling we better all shudder in terror and convert now! He has to resort to more childish means to make us feel bad about ourselves so we will believe what he says. Perhaps he's on a mission..... In which case he's on a lost cause here... now... who want's a bacon sandwich ?

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:11 pm

Raj is having fun. He's a nice guy.

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:38 pm

oscar;1389156 wrote: Perhaps he's on a mission..... In which case he's on a lost cause here... now... who want's a bacon sandwich ?

sounds good can I put more than bacon on It?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:46 pm

littleCJelkton;1389168 wrote: sounds good can I put more than bacon on It?

Mayonnaise, perhaps? ( smiling )

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:47 pm

littleCJelkton;1389168 wrote: sounds good can I put more than bacon on It? Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:48 pm

oscar;1389172 wrote: Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?

Yucks, I don`t like ketchup. It`s too bloody. I`d settle for a mustard on top a double bacon.

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:49 pm

oscar;1389172 wrote: Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?
I will substitute ketchup with a slice of a fresh garden tomato

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:51 pm

of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:52 pm

littleCJelkton;1389177 wrote: of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream

Double yucks!!! That`s horrible!

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:05 pm

I don't mind being a fire truck.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:12 pm

littleCJelkton;1389177 wrote: of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream
Why not ? I baste Gammon or bacon joints with honey during roasting...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:13 pm

SnoozeAgain;1389182 wrote: I don't mind being a fire truck. I mind being a man

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:14 pm

SnoozeAgain;1389182 wrote: I don't mind being a fire truck.

You could change those tentacles to fire hoses.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:17 pm

rajakrsna;1389189 wrote: You could change those tentacles to fire hoses. I really must change my spectacles... I thought I read ' testicals' and I guffawed over my laptop.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:37 pm

oscar;1389191 wrote: I really must change my spectacles... I thought I read ' testicals' and I guffawed over my laptop.

You killed me there! ( laughing)

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:53 am

Back to the bacon sandwich.

I will have mine with tomato and cheddar.

grilled. on rye.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:52 pm

Is this a toasted bacon sandwhich?

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:53 pm

I tried making a toasted bacon sandwich, once.

The grease ruined my toaster.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:31 pm

Ya goose !!! Dont you have a sandwhich maker? Anyway if it's toasted I'll have one too thanks.

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:01 am

I found a great snippet from a 90's show explaining what happen to Fuzzy Wuzzy

fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, so he changed his name to Ed Ashner.

- Dot Warner From Animaniacs

Ed Ashner

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:43 am

The Original Fuzzy Wuzzy Rhyme

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

Funny Fuzzy Wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy the hairless bear,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was fully bare.

Not so fuzzy, Wuzzy thought,

looking funny was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Kinda Fuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was kinda Fuzzy,

a bear with little hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy a little muzzy

learned he should not care.

Fuzzy Wuzzy, cute and cuddly,

barely bare had clothes to wear.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Not So Fuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy the cuddly bear,

was not so very fuzzy.

Other bears that had their hair,

would wear a glaring stare,

Fuzzy learned the names to bare;

dare other bears, call Fuzzy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Special Bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy was aware,

a different bear he was.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was so rare,

other bears would pause.

Fuzzy Wuzzy a special bear,

Kinda loved applause

Fuzzy Wuzzy Bizzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was always bizzy,

bizzy, busy, Fuzzy was

Fuzzy Wuzzy in such a tizzy,

got so dizzy being bizzy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Choosy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was not so choosy,

Fuzzy could not, would not choose,

between both doozies, Lucy and Suzy

as both were pretty and newsy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Buddy

Fuzzy Wuzzy had a buddy,

with Buddy, Fuzzy would study.

At muddy bank of the ruddy river,

was Fuzzy and Buddy’s nature study.

Fuzzy Wuzzy, Fuddy Duddy

Fuzzy Wuzzy and Fuddy Duddy,

Fuddy, not Wuzzy, was so cruddy.

Wuzzy tried to funny Fuddy,

but cruddy Duddy would not funny.

Fuzzy Wuzzy at the Fair

Fuzzy Wuzzy got real woozy,

spinning around and around.

Farris wheel at the fair,

circles Fuzzy through the air.

Fuzzy Wuzzy in Jacuzzi

Fuzzy Wuzzy felt so loosey

sat Fuzzy Wuzzy in Jacuzzi

Fuzzy Wuzzy had two doozies,

with Lucy and Suzy in Jacuzzi.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Shared

Fuzzy Wuzzy though was bare,

a considerate bear he was.

Fuzzy Wuzzy a very rare bear,

with other bears would share.

by Roger W Hancock

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear - A Place for Paramahansa Yogananda Devotees