Ain't no homo gonna make it to heaven

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:57 pm

It's the end of the world.

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:10 pm

WTF? Really? I keep looking for where Jesus said that being gay was a sin and teaching children to hate is a virtue, but I'm having difficulty finding it.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:07 pm

It is mentioned in Leviticus, but I figure there are a lot of things ahead of it we Christians ought to be concerned about before we get to that.

And from what I can tell, God wants us to worry about our own behavior before we get all highfalutin' about what other folks are up to.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:12 pm

It's also written in Leviticus" "do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:25 pm

SnoozeAgain;1395018 wrote: It's also written in Leviticus" "do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material."

DAMN!!! there go all my blended polyester suits.

Actually, it was very specific, to not wear a cloth woven of both linen and wool.

I suspect there was a fairly logical justification for that.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 31, 2012 8:46 pm

One of my biggest complaint with my fellow Christians is how they pick and choose which Dasn't-does they will get after other people over.

There is a list of some 613 "commandments" given to the Jews as laws. These modern day Fundies get on our case over one or two of these laws, but how many do THEY follow.

For instance, it is forbidden to shave you beard. Most of these fundies are clean-shaven. And THAT rule is 100 further up the list than the one about men screwing men.

All sorts of stuff is on that list. And I figure if they can't check the whole list, they got no business gettin' on my case, or yours for not obeying the rules.

Something about casting the first stone, and cleaning your own mess up before frettin over your neighbor's mess.

Hypocrites.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 31, 2012 10:09 pm

Holy CRAP!!!

I just watched the video. (well about the first minute of it was all I could tolerate.)

Those people are frightening.

I think I would be more comfortable around that guy in Miami.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:06 am

There is a list of some 613 "commandments" given to the Jews as laws. These modern day Fundies get on our case over one or two of these laws, but how many do THEY follow.

For instance, it is forbidden to shave you beard. Most of these fundies are clean-shaven. And THAT rule is 100 further up the list than the one about men screwing men.

All sorts of stuff is on that list. And I figure if they can't check the whole list, they got no business gettin' on my case, or yours for not obeying the rules.

Something about casting the first stone, and cleaning your own mess up before frettin over your neighbor's mess.

Hypocrites.

:yh_clap:yh_clap:yh_clap

Some of the kindest, best people I've known have been gay. If Heaven is denied them, I'm boycotting the place in protest.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:09 am

Ain't no heaven, so ain't no matter.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:27 am

Ahso!;1395035 wrote: Ain't no heaven, so ain't no matter.

Oh No..................god help us all !!!!

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:45 am

Bruv;1395046 wrote: god help us all !!!!
Nain't nun o dem needder. It's just bunch ol hillbillies sittin' round tellin' each other scary ghost stories. Dey don't meen no haam by it. Sure are lots o dooss homos 'round doe.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:05 am

There are hillbillies in Indiana?

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:08 am

SnoozeAgain;1395048 wrote: There are hillbillies in Indiana?Dur eeryware, doos hill-billies - dur like dem home-oh-sex-shu-alls.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:00 am

Thank you Uncle Remus.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:22 am

Bloody hell... It makes the Jihad look positively charming.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:33 pm

If that was a racist song people would find it outrageous.

Local Pastor Calls For Death of 'Queers & Homosexuals' - YouTube

Church member defends Pastor Worley's Anti-Gay Rant - YouTube

Seems they just have to have someone to hate, can't be righteous without righteous wrath about something.

yaaarrrgg · Post by **yaaarrrgg** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:31 pm

These straight male pastors spend an awful lot of time thinking about man-on-man action.

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:41 pm

yaaarrrgg;1395357 wrote: These straight male pastors spend an awful lot of time thinking about man-on-man action.

And when they get caught with the male prostitutes, they loudly proclaim that that are not gay and continue preaching hatred.

Wild Fire · Post by **Wild Fire** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:42 am

Dayum!!! This is seriously....depressing. How can any person in their right mind brainwash a child into this kind of thinking?? Maybe I'm being a bit extreme, but to me, this is borderline child abuse. I mean really, God forbid that they allow the child to grow up and decide for himself what's good or bad?

No homo's in heaven huh? I bet there will be bazillions more "homo's" than there will be rapists and murderers. That is one f'ed up way to bring up your child.

Children are a blessing and a gift. All too often they are given to people who believe differently.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:00 pm

Funnily enough that was the way I was thinking, it is akin to parents that teach children to swear and then laugh about it when they get it in the right place.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:45 pm

Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:56 pm

gmc;1395411 wrote: Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.What about John being "the disciple Jesus loved"?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:07 pm

gmc;1395411 wrote: Now now you lot jesus loves him the bible tells him so. Wonder how they explain judas and jesus having a kiss in the garden of gethsemane.

Did you ever watch this????

Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family in Crisis - YouTube

The saddest part of this for me, was that their small children are victims of hatred and scorn due to their parents beliefs.... surely that's child abuse?

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:34 pm

I have no quarrel with Homosexuals except they are thieves

Lesbians were a legitimate people on the Island of Lesbos, now just because of a few female homo-erotic poems it describes homosexual females

To be Gay or have a Gay time was to be having fun or being merry the Flinstones were having a Gay old time and now it is pretty much Gay=Homosexual

Rainbows were a wonder of nature that had some lure to them as Leprechauns guarded the pot of gold at the end of, Now it is the Homosexual National colors.

Fag was a cigarette a bundle or define something that tired you out now FAG= homosexual male

Soon the case will be this

Guy 1; Hey man are you going to get married

Guy 2; No I am not gay

Why is it so hard for the Homosexuals to come up with things on their own.

This is all in Jest of course :wah:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:49 am

oscar;1395417 wrote: Did you ever watch this????

Louis Theroux: America's Most Hated Family in Crisis - YouTube

The saddest part of this for me, was that their small children are victims of hatred and scorn due to their parents beliefs.... surely that's child abuse?

Depends on your point if view does it not? does failing to bring your child up to know jesus not also constitute a form of child abuse? How about homosexuals who also have children does their lifestyle not leave their children open to ridicule and abuse. The children of single mothers get it all the time and in the national press no less - bear in mind the majority of single patents end up that way because of divorce or death. Single mothers must be sinful because sex is the original sin and the only place for sex is within in marriage. Religion has it's own logic.

911 · Post by **911** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:25 pm

LarsMac;1395019 wrote: DAMN!!! there go all my blended polyester suits.

Actually, it was very specific, to not wear a cloth woven of both linen and wool.

I suspect there was a fairly logical justification for that.

Linen wrinkles so easily. Imagine how itchy that would be!