It's that time again...

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It's something that strikes fear Into my husband. He decides It's a) not worth the effort for the amount of grief Involved and b) something he doesn't want to be part of and takes himself off for a walk leaving me with the fearsome task once a month.

My checklist:

1 Every breakable Item removed from the bathroom

2 Floors and furnature covered In towels.

3 Disenfectant

4 Gloves

5 Muzzle securely attached

6 Double check Muzzle Is securely attached

7 Check water temperature

8 Attempt to coax dog from behind the shed

9 Bribe dog out from behind the shed with chicken

10 Re-check Muzzle Is securely attached.

11 Drag dog by his collar Into the bathroom.

12 Lock bathroom door behind me

13 Put on my shower proof raincoat

14 Check Muzzle Is securely attached

15 Get dog Into bath

16 Having forgotten his shampoo, go look for shampoo

17 Put dog back In bath



There has to be a simpler way surely? Yes, I could just not bathe him but he stinks.

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