Millions of Brits taken Ill...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:00 pm

The NHS believe the epidemic of vomiting began around 7. 55 pm four nights ago.

Ambulances, Paramedics, Doctors and hospitals struggled to cope Nationwide with the unexpected and sudden surge of nausea cases and In some counties, cases of sudden shock and collapse were reported.

In other parts of the country, social workers were struggling to cope with young children traumatised.

One elderly lady in Scunthorpe told a local newspaper;

' It was so sudden... one minute, there I was enjoying a TV show with a lovely cup of tea after covering my Budgie Boris for the night and the next thing I knew, I felt a wave of nausea and before I could stop myself, I had projectile vomited all over my Onesy big slipper.'

Another teenager In Downtown Bristol said ' oh shut up... I didn't know nuffin bout nuffin til I saw It and It was well bad Innit...I was like so s.hitted up and like I aint sleepin or nuffin now and I aint even going there again, omg It was so gross..

Following an Inquirey, the NHS pinpointed the outbreak of nausea and has sent warning to the public to be on their guard as the outbreak may occur again Thursday night at approx 7.30 pm. The public has been warned not to turn on TV sets and to avoid visiting anyone who may have one on.

The explanation to the outbreak lies within this video.... scroll forward to 20.15 minutes

Coronation Street - 4th January 2013 - 7:30pm - YouTube

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:59 pm

I don't get it.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:08 pm

Nigel bleeding Havers is in Corrie ?

What is the world coming to ?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:08 pm

SnoozeAgain;1415948 wrote: I don't get it.

You are not alone.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:17 am

People have even taken to the Corrie facebook site.

Zoe Clarkposted toCoronation Street

4 January

urgh gail and lewis! really?! its so wrong!!

Like ·

4 people like this.

Ranveer Gill It's so wrong that it's right. Did I make sense then lol?

Monday at 21:45 via mobile · Like

Zoe Clark so wrong that its about right for soapland!! but actually its ridiculous!!

Monday at 22:30 via mobile · Like

Katherine Summers I couldn't even watch it Zoe!! Had 2 put my hands over my face... Puke!!!!!x

Monday at 22:48 via mobile · Like

Zoe Clark Huuuge pukes!! Its sick, not even good watching. I dont know what the writers are trying to achieve by making the viewing publics stomachs churn!!!! xx

Yesterday at 08:56 via mobile · Like

Zoe Clark James i actually laughed so loud then!! Massive point made xx

Yesterday at 09:04 via mobile · Like · 1

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:23 am

So they're talking about the actress? She is a little peculiar looking but then I wouldn't have much of a career on TV myself. He's good looking though, that's a great head of hair.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:32 am

SnoozeAgain;1415980 wrote: So they're talking about the actress? She is a little peculiar looking but then I wouldn't have much of a career on TV myself. He's good looking though, that's a great head of hair.

The character of ' Gail' has been played by actress Helen Worth for over 25 years... while she's a National Treasure, she has been ridiculed for years by the country. Some call her ET or the Chinless Wonder.

He's played by Nigel Havers and up until now has been a serious accomplished actor...

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:37 am

I don't get this one at all.

Is the problem people are having is that she looks like a real person rather than an actress?:-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:55 am

The thing that is upsetting the nation is not the way poor Helen Worth (aka Gail in the soap) looks, but the fact that good old Nigel Havers was previously the lover and partner of Gail's mother in the show. Gail was always suspicious of Lewis (Nigel) and did a good job of splitting her Mother and Lewis up. Now a few months down the line Gail is falling for Lewis, hook line and sinker. Sadly it seems Lewis is only after Gail to gain 'revenge'. I think the nation is appalled that Gail could even 'touch' him, he was her mother's boyfriend yeeeeuuuuggghhhh!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:41 am

The thought of having your Mother's sloppy seconds Is enough to make anyone barf.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:04 am

I wish we could get Spots take on this.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:33 am

Betty Boop;1415991 wrote: The thing that is upsetting the nation is not the way poor Helen Worth (aka Gail in the soap) looks, but the fact that good old Nigel Havers was previously the lover and partner of Gail's mother in the show. Gail was always suspicious of Lewis (Nigel) and did a good job of splitting her Mother and Lewis up. Now a few months down the line Gail is falling for Lewis, hook line and sinker. Sadly it seems Lewis is only after Gail to gain 'revenge'. I think the nation is appalled that Gail could even 'touch' him, he was her mother's boyfriend yeeeeuuuuggghhhh!!

I've been more concerned over the dodgy boiler story . Doctors at Fuzz's hospital bedside where Fuzz lay unconcious told Tina Mac that they wouldn't know until Fuzz woke up weather she had brain damage or not..... I mean, seriously.... how would they know any difference?

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:22 pm

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghh !!! Make it all go away

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:42 pm

Line of the week...

Audrey, Gail's Mother has finally caught Gail and Lewis playing tonsil tennis.

David Platt ( Gail's son ) says to his Mother and nodding towards his young pregnant wife Kylie....... " She's already got morning sickness, do you think she wants to see you two necking It "

With that Kylie retches

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